Italian Bread

Two old guys, one 70 and one 67, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 67-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 70-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 67-year-old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 70-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves..by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard!"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this Italian bread thing but me."