Monday, January 22, 2007

Three Word Movie Reviews

All The King's Men -- Mumble, Mumble, What?

American Pie Presents: The Nude Mile -- Why'd I Watch?

Artie Lange's Beer League -- Foul and Funny

Black Dahlia -- Black Crap Hole

Conversations With Other Women -- Clever, Smart Film

The Covenant -- You Kidding Me?

Crank -- Good, Fun Ride

Descent -- Disturbingly Fiendish Goodness

Factotum -- Couldn't Finish It....

Haven -- Incomprehensible Drivel... blech.

The Holiday -- Sleep In Kids....

Idiocracy -- Expected MUCH More

The Illusionist -- Really Enjoyed Twists

Invincible -- Title Speaks Volumes

Jackass: Number Two -- Amazingly cringe inducing

Jet Li's Fearless -- Good Fight Scenes!!!

Lady in the Water -- I Actually Enjoyed

Last Kiss -- Not the Worst

My Super Ex-Girlfriend -- Inane but Satisfying

The Night Listener -- Very Interesting Film

Oz: Season 6 -- Appropriate Show Ending

Queer as Folk (Season 2) -- Engagingly Funny, Repetitive

Queer as Folk (Season 3) -- Refreshed, Good Show

Queer as Folk (Season 4) -- Powerfully Understated Quality

Scanner Darkly -- Imaginative, Wacky, Different

Snakes On a Plane -- Stupid Simple Fun

Talledega Nights -- Mildly funny... long

Wicker Man -- Stupid, Stupid Dumb

The Wire: Season One -- WOW. That's goooood.

The Wire: Season Two -- Still... Very goooood.

World Trade Center -- Powerful, yet boring

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