Quick reminder.... ummm... wow.. that was a super long recap of the show's events. I think it went on for about 20 minutes.
I am somewhat torn at the moment... UNC is kicking my beloved Rutgers' asses at the RAC. Oh well... like I didn't expect that.
I am also really distracted because I won the semi's in the fantasy football league and I have two players that might have nothing to play for next week. That's frustrating... extremely frustrating...
We are watching the first reward challenge... Courtney is ridiculously thin and small. How did she pass the physical at the beginning of the year? Seriously... that's a tiny chickie...
Amanda wins reward... and they continue to blur out her ass...
My wife is funny... Amanda was posed with a pretty tough choice after she won the reward challenge... she hemmed and hawed and finally made the "hardest decision that" she "ever had to make." Muh wife goes... "I don't know what I would do..." and sighed. I was about to say something sweet when she filled in the space with "I wouldn't have won anyway.... " It made me giggle.
They just did a five minute piece on how much everyone thinks that Todd is a slimy little sucker... I have been saying it all season... but Amanda is winning this thing...
I am currently at the point where if Amanda wins this thing, I am going to be pissed with CBS for making her virtually invisible for the first few weeks and letting us see how awesome Todd was as a character and how absolutely boring that Amanda was...
This is our least favorite part of the finale each year... we call it "The March of the Dead Survivors." Often times... someone says something really dumb and awkward about people that they never met... We also get some stupid quote from the voted out people which is usually something nice and sweet.
Sooo... the final immunity challenge was won by Amanda... if my math is correct... she won the final three challenges... not bad. She is going to win the whole thing...
1/2 way through!!!!!!!!
Sooo... Denise is playing an interesting card right now as she thinks that she will have a crappy life when she goes back home and uses some interesting words to sway Amanda... I think it's a neat and legitimate way to try...
This led to a long internal debate by Amanda about not knowing who she was going to choose. It pretty much exemplified how I have felt about her from the beginning. She is boring and annoying to me because she represents the pretty girl who is handed everything. Blech.
In a pretty good tribal council, Denise is voted out.... No surprise there...
Soo... the final three are Todd...an openly gay Mormon, Courtney...a self admitted "biggest bitch in the world", and Amanda ... the most boring person to ever play Survivor. (Amanda fun fact... not only was she Miss Montana 2005, but she was also Miss EARTH 2006.)
That's embarrassing... the final three was given some food to make and they made pancakes, which looked far better than the ones I made in Maine for vacation... oof...
Opening statements.... ummm... whatever...
James asks his questions first and it was nothing since he wasn't going to attack anyone.
Jean-Robert was up next. He was actually pretty funny and right about his thought process. Todd's answer to JR was the best Survivor answer I have ever heard. My mouth dropped it was so good and the rest of the jury thought it was great too... openly.
Peigh-Gee is next and it almost seems fitting that she walked up to the front before she asked the question. (Note... Amanda might win in the long run, but I am amazed that I think that Todd is going to win at this point based solely upon answers to questions...)
Erik is up next... Just as I expected... he mumbled through the question... Amanda stumbled, but it was a real answer so it will probably win it for her. Erik came back with a great snide comment...
Frosti is up next... Yawn... (Rutgers is up by 18.)
Jamie is up last and DAMMIT CBS! WHERE THE HELL ARE THE SUBTITLES FOR HER?!?!?!?! Jamie sucks. She really sucks... if Erik is watching this... I hope he runs like hell from the possible relationship that might develop from this...
Denise is the last one to ask a question... MULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh heh... I had to do that one last time. She didn't ask a question and spoke nasty words about them all. Very interesting.
Overall... this was not as angry and vicious of a Tribal Council as it could have been or has been in the past.
Final statements... didn't happen... weird... Votes are being cast.
Revealed votes include:
Jamie -- Todd
Peigh-Gee -- Not Revealed
Erik -- Amanda
James -- Not Revealed
Denise -- Courtney
Frosti -- Not Revealed
Jean Robert -- Not Revealed
Nice! A three way tie going into the final showdown... in all the seasons where they did a three person final... there hasn't been one where all three of them got a vote.
WE ARE LIIIIVVEE!!!! (I channelled Tom Bergeron...) and BANGS are the new Survivor style... I want Todd to win simply because of the annoying bangs on Courtney and Amanda -- 39 days worth of game play... be damned.
Votes
Courtney -- 1
Amanda -- 1
Todd -- 1
Courtney -- 2
Todd -- 2
Todd -- 3
AMANDA IS OUT OF IT!!!! Suck it Asssshfault....
Final Vote? -- TODD!!!!
PHEW!!!! (More proof to me that the Mormons are taking over the world.)
Congrats Survivor Todd...
Here's the final results... and... remember... the parenthesis indicate when they were picked in the draft.
GAME ONE
Tucker's Nuts
2. Todd (4) -- FINISHED FIRST!!!!!!!
1. Courtney (1) -- FINISHED SECOND!!!!!!!!!
3. Denise (5)-- FINISHED FOURTH
4. Peigh-Gee (8) -- Booted Week 12
6. Erik (12) -- Booted Week 11
5. James (9) -- Booted Week 10
7. Dave (13) -- Booted Week 4
8. Leslie (16) -- Booted Week 3
ASSSHHHHFAULT
1. Amanda (2) -- FINISHED THIRD ??!?!?!? HEH?
6. Frostie (11) -- BOOTED WEEK NINE!!!!
3. Jean-Robert (6) -- BOOTED WEEK EIGHT!!!!
7. Jamie (14) -- BOOTED WEEK SEVEN!!!!
8. Sherea (15) -- BOOTED WEEK SIX!!!!
5. Aaron (10) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!!
2. Ashley (3) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!!!
4. Steve (Chicken) (7) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!
GAME TWO
Tucker's Nuts ---------- WWWWIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
3. Todd (5) -- FINISHED FIRST!!!!
1. Courtney (1) -- FINISHED SECOND!!!!
2. Amanda (4) -- FINISHED THIRD!!!!
4. Denise (8) -- FINISHED FOURTH
5. Peigh-Gee (9) -- Booted Week Twelve
6. Frostie (12) -- Booted Week Nine
7. Jean-Robert (13) -- Booted Week Eight
8. Sherea (16) -- Booted Week Six
FBT
1. Erik (2) -- BOOTED WEEK ELEVEN!!!! -- FBT LOSES....
2. James (3) -- BOOTED WEEK TEN!!!!
3. Jamie (6) -- BOOTED WEEK SEVEN!!!!
6. Aaron (11) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!!
5. Dave (10) -- BOOTED WEEK FOUR!!!!
8. Leslie (15) -- BOOTED WEEK THREE!!!!
4. Ashley (7) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!!!
7. Steve (14) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!
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