Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Three Word Movie Reviews

2 Days in Paris -- I Survived It

2 Days in April -- For Football Fans

Blood Work -- Somewhat Decent Adaptation

Daddy Day Camp -- Just Awful Shit

Death Sentence -- Actually... Pretty Intense

Freaks & Geeks -- Wow... That's Great.

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare -- Really... Not Over?

The Game Plan -- Cliche but Fun

Good Luck Chuck -- Worst of Year

Gray Matters -- Silly Chick Comedy

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -- I Love Harry

Helvetica -- Heh..Well "Written"

The Hunting Party -- Passed the Time

The Invasion -- Passable Snatchers Remake-ish

The Jane Austin Book Club -- Typical Chick Flick

King of California -- Goofy Delightful Douglas

King of Kong -- Most Awesomest Film

The Lookout -- Surprising Good Movie

Maxed Out -- Learned Lots... Quality

Mr. Woodcock -- Completely Mediocre Film

Nightmare on Elm Street 4 -- Passable Freddy Sequel

Nightmare on Elm Street 5 -- Just Getting Sillier

The Nines -- Not Nine.... Seven

Smiley Face -- Oooooof. Just Bad.

Suburban Girl -- Trivial Poopy Stuff

Sydney White -- OOOf... Mindlessly Fun

Wedding Daze -- Hrm... Mediocre Drivel

Wes Craven's New Nightmare -- Neat Twist Fun

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Watch out for Steve Wiebe (sp?) and Billy Mitchell......

Smelmooo said...

That really might be one of my favorite movies of all time.