The wife and I are starting this at 11 pm as I just got home from a god awful Zoning Board meeting where the people are just plain dumb.
YAY!!!!!!!!!! Recap... blech.. Fast Forward! Samantha is in the back interviewing everyone and I need to listen to this because she is so bad and it will be months until I see this again... Warren is a fun dancer, but he is really unintelligible...
Here comes a funny bit... they went looking for CLoris... and she's basically a bum... hee hee... and she is interviewing people on the street.
Alicia Keyes sings and I fast forward...
We get dances with the stars that were voted off.. First... JEffrey Ross... THAT'S WHY YOU WERE VOTED OFF!!!
TED MCGINLEY IS NEXT... Shark... jumping...
KIM Kardashian... blech... she sucked... and the crowd is far too nice.
We relive weeks 3 and 4 through fast forward and Misty May Traenor is interviewed... and Rocco DiSpirito dance...
Time to relive weeks 5 and 6... Toni Braxton is interviewed... and can't dance... because of some minor surgery... Cloris Leachman dances...
Psycho Susan Lucci dances... She is crazy person...
Maurice Greene dances... ZOOM...
Now we get something funny... since Jeffrey Ross is considered the best roaster in the world... he is asked to roast the three remaining dancers... He makes me laugh...
Cody is able to dance a final dance as well... *yawn*
The judges offer their opinions of the dancers... and it isn't really anything new.
We are reminded that they will all dance a final dance that will count towards the judges' scores...
Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson is up first and they have chosen to dance the Hustle after a long ass Season Memory video montage... He's not at the top of his game and yet he's still smiling infecting the audience... Len thinks he is the public's champion... and not the judges' champion. Bruno says something in his native dialect. (His scores tonight...9, 9, 9 .. 27 + 53 from last night = 80)
Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer dance second and they grew up this past season and Lacey is a crying baby and Lance is not self concious any longer. They dance their fabulous Sailor Suit Jitterbug dance again... and it was fabulous... except when Lance almost dropped Lacey on her head... twice. Oof... He hits those and He steals second place from Warren... Now... I am not so sure... (His scores tonight... 9, 9, 10 ... 28 + 53 from last night = 81) That score is bullshit... he really should have gotten 8s across the board.
Brooke Burke & Derek Hough recap their season and they come out to dance the Viennese Waltz. IT's as nice or better than the first time... so sweet... and well done... even LA can't argue with that. Carrie Ann thinks she is a star and says this through her tears... Len still thinks it is amazing... Bruno speaks again in tongues... (Her scores tonight... 10, 10, 10 ... 30 + 58 from last night = 88)
LOST IS COMING BACK!!!!!
It's time to start eliminating! Let's drop off the first couple. Third place goes to... Lance and Lacey. Not surprising really...
MILEY CYRUS BORES US TO TEARS WITH HER SINGING...
Samantha interviews the two finalists and then Tom interviews some of the past losers of this season to just fill in space...
It's time to announce the winner and first loser.
Second place goes to... Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson...
Season... Whatever's winner is... Brooke Burke and Derek Hough...
And so concludes a completely anti-climatic season....
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