Oscar Hopes

I hope that:

1. Chris Rock goes nuts and starts cursing out Hollywood and that the 5 second delay is completely gone. Perhaps his irreverent humor will be great as he officially rips them all new ones. Anything to see Annette Bening horrified...

2. Who wants to see Hilary Swank forget her husband again when she wins?

3. I would give up this moment if Catalina Sandino Moreno could somehow pull out the upset and win.

4. Anyone else wanna see Joan Rivers' face explode?

5. I really miss Lord of the RIngs... I really do.

Enough of this... I need lunch.