Top Five Tuesday - The No Theme Edition

Top Five Lamest Topics for Top Five Tuesday
1. Top Five People You Meet in Heaven
2. Top Five Reasons Why the Mets are great!
3. Top Five Reasons Why the Red Sox Ceremony Was Incredible.
4. Top Four Things I Want To Do Today. (Only four! Come on!)
5. Top Five Fast Food Restaurants in Philly

Top Five Reasons Why Britney Spears is Gaining All that Weight
1. She is pregnant.
2. She found all the weight that Anna Nicole Smith lost.
3. To Make all the ladies in the house.... jealous... that she can still get all this coverage and look so gross.
4. She is mourning the divorce of Jen and Brad
5. Free muffins.

Top Five Reasons We Don't Care that the President Has an iPod
1. Because he listens to Rush Limbaugh anyway...
2. His music is lamer than the top five lists I have up top.
3. I would rather hear that he is listening to his advisors about POLICY then hear that he is listening to smooth jazz.
4. I lost interest in this one...
5. yawn..........................

Top Five Things I Would Rather Be Kicked in the Groin Than Do
1. Watch Gilmore Girls.
2. Listen to the President speak about how he is in touch with God again.
3. Pay attention to the needs of those that want my attention and affirmation on a regular basis. Get a puppy.
4. Listen to a particular person bitch and moan about how they and their son is always sick with a cold. Blech.
5. Read People magazine.

Top Five Things I Forgot About How Great Dogs Are
1. No matter how much you punish them, they will still come back for more love.
2. They really are totally reliant on you.
3. When they are on a walk, chicks flock to it...and you... ;-)
4. Dogs that play tug of war are great dogs... they will never win but they will always fight!
5. When a dog gets really excited... sometimes.. it just pees everywhere.

Top Five Things I Would Rather Be Doing on This Beautiful Day
1. Running with the puppy.
2. Reading a book.
3. Learning an instrument.
4. Laughing at a funny movie.
5. Retiring to the den.