TOP FIVE TUESDAY

Top Five Things Muh Wife Didn't Expect to Come Out of Muh Mouth This Weekend that If Taken Out of Context Should Really Make Her Worry... A Lot
1. That Green Lantern has a perfectly shaped ass.
2. That's funny... when I wore panty hose ...
3. No really... his ass was drawn perfectly.
4. Tucker's balls are on the floor. (TENNIS!!!)
5. My ass hurts a lot... I don't even want to stand up it hurts so much.

Top Five Reasons Why Neil Diamond is King
1. Sequins... and LOTS OF THEM.
2. Generations of people all bond over his music especially with Bum Bum Bum!!! (Sweet Caroline)
3. He brought muh wife and I together.
4. He is touring again this summer and I MUST go.
5. Sequins... there are so many... that it takes up TWO slots.

Top Five People That Bush SHOULD Have Considered for the UN Post That Would Have Caused Far LESS Controversy Than This Chump...
1. Neil Diamond... duh.
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Jerry Springer
4. Martha Stewart
5. Maury Povich

Top Five Things That Made Me Shake My Head While Watching Seven Episodes of Challenge of the Superfriends...(How Did I Accept These Things as True... Even as a 10 Year Old?)
1. Sinestro created a dinosaur.... on the Floor of the House of Representatives... AND... it did NOT crush anything...
2. Grog as a villian. All he was was a giant talking ape. oooooohhh... scary... It isn't like someone's freeze breath couldn't stop him.
3. Whenever Wonder Woman went into space... she wore a helmet... I assume for air... but she still wore the same top with her boobies almost falling out... someone explain to me how that is possible.
4. In one episode... three super friends were helping fix a satellite on the other side of the moon. Brainiac then made the Earth look like it disappeared and sent a message to the three saying that it was sent light years away. How the hell does a PLANET travel light years away in less then 20 minutes? argh...
5. In every episode, the bad guys always get away and the Super Friends let them escape... and then almost always say something as insipid as... "We will be here again... to foil your next sinister plan." Everything with the Legion of Doom is sinister... Thanks Captain Obvious.

Top Five Reasons Why Subtitled Movies Can be Good
1. You can watch them in twice the speed. No need for sound if all you are doing is reading anyway.
2. They can be Chinese and star Stephen Chow... quality stuff.
3. They could be Japanese and a horror movie.
4. You can make others feel dumb and out of if for watching a movie that they don't know about.
5. Because I said so....