Top Five Stupid Lines I Heard Regarding Bob Denver's Death (All honest to goodness comments I heard people say or type.)
1. It is so sad that Gomer Pyle is dead.
2. Didn't he crash his own plane a few years ago?
3. Good bye little buddy.
4. He has set off for his own desert island of death.
5. Who was Gilligan?
Top Five Thoughts About Sunday's First Big Day of Football
1. Frigging Panthers... so much for Survivor Football this year...
2. New York fans really gotta be nervous about their QBs.
3. Willie Parker... who?
4. My Raiders sure didn't look that bad in comparison to some other teams.... oof.
5. Drew Bledsoe... washed up? Nah....
Top Five Things George Bush Was Doing During Hurricane Katrina
1. Playing golf
2. Staying on vacation
3. Picking a new friend to screw up FEMA.
4. Fishing in the bayou
5. Nothing
Top Five Experiences in AC This Weekend
1. Getting some time to spend with Anthony -- Haven't had hang out time in awhile.
2. Winning....and winning a lot at 3-6 poker.
3. Getting one whole side of the poker table to completely gang up on the jackass at the other end. We didn't care who won on our side as long as he didn't.
4. I had a chicken cheese steak made from an actually chicken breast. It was amazingly good.
5. Finally making it home to fall asleep right in muh comfy bed.
Top Five Shows I am Considering Watching This Fall Although I'll Probably Only Watch One or Two
1. Extras -- Ricky Gervais
2. Everybody Hates Chris
3. My Name is Earl
4. Twins (Cousin Larry is in it.... heh heh....)
5. yeah... that's it... tv sucks... DVDs rule.
Top Five Hurricane Names We May ACTUALLY SEE This Year Since We Are Already Just Three Below the Record
1. Xavier
2. Yasmine
3. Willie
4. Zed
5. Xander
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