Top Five Tuesday

Top Five Names for Dwarves That I Would Like To See In An Updated Snow White Movie
1. Snotty
2. Cheeky
3. Spazzy
4. Chunky Monkey
5. Smurfy

Top Five Hollywood News Stories I Pretty Much Missed While Travelling/Working
1. Demi and Ashton got married.
2. Don Adams died.
3. Kate Moss takes DRUGS? WHAT? Are you kidding me?!?!?!?
4. Tyra Banks got felt up by a doctor on her show... on purpose...
5. Jennifer Aniston is publicly upset about the divorce now... I didn't see that coming.

Top Five Reasons That the Dancing With the Stars "Dance Off" Was Stupid
1. Kelly Monaco won originally...accept it ... you sore loser.
2. It was a total of TWO HOURS of television. WAY TOO MUCH.
3. The middle judge was just plain biased.
4. They took 30 minutes to tell us who won.
5. I can only sit through so many "This is what happened" five minutes ago montages....

Top Five Halloween Costumes For 2005
1. Britney's baby...
2. Louisiana
3. Puppy who swallows the 13 inch knife.
4. Kate Moss' nose.
5. Whatever Kelly Monaco wears......all the time....

Top Five NASCAR Thoughts of the Smelmooo... After Friday
1. There are far less mullets than there used to be... it is yuppifying...big time.
2. When it is gorgeous weather like yesterday... it is a fantastic day.
3. I never knew you could grill up beer marinated deer meat in the middle of a field.
4. It is fantastic when the driver you are rooting for... wins.
5. 22.5 hours on the road... is just too long.