Top Five Tuesday -- Making Fun Of Things I Really Shouldn't

Top Five People Younger Than Daniel Radcliffe -- The Kid Playing Harry Potter at Age 14
1. The cast of 21 Jump Street!
2. Dick Clark
3. His parents
4. Bill Cosby
5. Jesus

Top Five People I Don't Want Babysitting Tucker
1. The BTK killer
2. T.O.
3. Jesse Jackson
4. Ashlee Simpson
5. Any "boy band" member...

Top Five Careers For A Person Who Loses a Leg to a Shark
1. Kickstand
2. Doorjam
3. Art
4. Bait
5. First Down Marker

Top Five Reasons Why Rappers Should Not Be Actors
1. House Party 3
2. Steven Segal movies with all the rappers.
3. P. Diddy Do Da...
4. Deep Blue Sea
5. XXX - State of the Union

Top Five Saddest Things I Heard This Weekend
1. One of my favorite WWE wrestlers was found dead -- Eddie Guerrero
2. Bush is still President.
3. Arrested Development was cancelled...
4. Jesse Jackson chimed in about the TO incident... why?
5. Rutgers took a beating...

Top Five Reasons Why Sunday Rocked -- Football Reasons Only
1. Eli Manning showed his true colors with FOUR interceptions
2. Indianapolis went 9-0. I want them to go 16-0 just so I don't have to watch those obnoxious ex-Dolphin players hold champagne glasses anymore.
3. Did anyone else see how that field goal attempt by the Chicago Bear went in a complete 90 degree angle?
4. The QB for San Francisco threw for a TOTAL of 28 yards the whole game.
5. At halftime, the Vikings had more POINTS than yards. That is embarrassing... right? Heh heh... The worst part is... they still won. Poor Giants.