My Private Part Died Today ...
An old man, Mr. Brown, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day, he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said the old man, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Brown, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. B. was walking down the hall, with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
Mr. Brown," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
But, Nurse Tracy," he replied, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked the nurse.
"Well," he replied, "today's the viewing."
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