Survivor -- Sausage Party Island

Four episodes of Survivor complete and FOUR women have been voted off. This is not going to be called Survivor --Exile Island any longer if another woman gets the boot. It is going to be Survivor -- Sausage Party.

My two favorite conestants are still on the island (Terry and Cirie) and I am quickly following my normal pattern of hating yet wanting to see the crazy and loud players stay around... as they make the show that much more enjoyable to watch.

Since the last time I wrote, the game has been tied up with each of us losing 2 players each. Oh well...

Some impressions include:

1. Austin is either really endearing or he is one of those really annoying people that live to annoy you by being sweet as pie... either way... he should get hit by a falling zombie head.

2. Zombie Heads rule...and I love that one of the recent challenges reuired the transport of a GIANT zombie head... not just a regular one...but a GIANT one.

3. Muh wife asked me this and I agree... that immunity idol that Terry found is huge... how the heck is he going to hide that for the next 3 weeks.



3. Shane and Courtney are assholes... and self righteous pricks. They are awesome.



4. Remember the wrestling episode? That was soft corn porn at its best.

5. Cirie is funny as heck. I want her to go close to the end if she keeps this up. She is more real than anyone out there.

6. Until last night, I still hadn't figured out who the black guy was. He never spoke or anything. It took the following line for me to even care who he was... "I feel ten pounds lighter."



7. I wrote this last time... "There are so many new dynamics this season with the exile island and the immunity idol that I am not sure if I am going to be able to follow it all." I think it is more of a continuity problem. Each episode is its own show. There isn't an overriding element that is consistent from show to show... like Gary's secret identity or Rupert's dominance over the show or Romber's romance.

8. Ruth... I hardly knew ye...and I don't really care.



The score is 2-2.

SURVIVOR PANAMA -- EXILE ISLAND

(The number in parenthesis represents the position in the draft they were chosen.)

TUCKER'S NUTS -- ME
(2) -- TERRY
(3) -- DAN
(6) -- DANIELLE
(7) -- CIRIE
(10) -- ARAS
(11) -- COURTNEY
(14) -- MELINDA -- Booted Week 2
(15) -- TINA -- Booted Week 1

ASSSSHHHFFFAULT!!! -- MB
(1) -- BRUCE
(5) -- BOBBY
(9) -- SALLY
(12) -- NICK
(13) -- AUSTIN
(16) -- SHANE
(8) –- RUTH MARIE -- BOOTED WEEK FOUR!!!
(4) -- MISTY -- BOOTED WEEK THREE!!!