Glamour Poll Fun

Someone forwarded this to muh wife for me to officially fill out.

No way, but I will do it on here... for fun...

Name: Smelmooo
Age: 33
City/State: Tucker's Town, NJ
Phone number (for follow-up and factchecking): (609) 696-9696
E-mail (for follow-up and factchecking): Poop@yourmom.com

1. What do you look for in a woman/relationship when you are in your 20s? Big Hooters

2. What do you/will you look for in a woman/relationship when you are in your 30s? Big Hooters

3. What do you/will you look for in a woman/relationship when you are in your 40s? Making sure she still has Big Hooters.

4. How has that changed as you've gotten older? (Explain the evolution for the three age groups, if you've reached them all: 20s, 30s, 40s) No need for evolution... Big Hooters are key.

5. Complete the following: I love women in their twenties because... they can have Big Hooters.

6. I love women in their thirties because... they can have Big Hooters.

7. I love women in their forties because.... they know how to use their Big Hooters.

8. Choose your ideal woman from the following lists (just one per list) and explain why she is the ideal in her age group?

20 year olds:
Lindsay Lohan
Ivanka Trump
Maria Sharapova
Beyonce
America Ferrera
Jessica Alba
Rosario Dawson

8a) I choose Jessica Alba because... she has Big Hooters.


9. 30-year olds:
Eva Longoria
Tina Fey
Angelina Jolie
Reese Witherspoon
Jennifer Aniston
Penelope Cruz
Tyra Banks

9a) I choose Penelope Cruz because... she has Big Hooters and a Spanish Big Hooters accent.

10. 40-year olds:
Salma Hayek
Sandra Bullock
Halle Berry
Sheryl Crow
Sarah Jessica Parker
Felicity Huffman
Janet Jackson
10b) I choose Salma Hayek because... she knows how to use her Big Hooters.


Anyone else have an opinion?