Survivor China -- Week Two Tonight!

WOOO HOOOOO!!!! Survivor China kicked off an awesome season last week with a truly killer episode.

I am sooooo psyched that the show has returned to its roots and and went back to less gimmicks and just 16 players in two pre-picked teams. They will play for a million dollars and slash each other's throats in the process.

It also looks like it is less of a contrived cast than normal so this should be fun.

Here are some of my early impressions...

Ashley isn't too long for this world.

Jamie forgot to wear a bra. She is my favorite...whether she is on my team or not.

Courtney is a bit abrasive but i like her a bunch. I hope she sticks around a long time.

Chicken... ummm.... he's gone... Phew... and shame on CBS for not putting up subtitles on him. They only seem to do that with black people.

Jean Robert is the same shape that Arnold Schwarzennegger was in Twins. Preggers.

Todd is a gay Mormom flight attendant... heh?

James is a grave digger and has perhaps the greatest physique of all time. That sweet monster reminds me of Michael Clarke Duncan's character in the Green Mile.

Peigh Gee -- Sweetie... could you shut up... you seem nice... now back up and relax.

My prediction for tonight? Ashley gets the boot

Thinking about the game... I am now up one player in BOTH GAMES!!!!!

Here's the picks... and... remember... the parenthesis indicate when they were picked in the draft.

GAME ONE

Tucker's Nuts
1. Courtney (1)
2. Todd (4)
3. Denise (5)
4. Peigh-Gee (8)
5. James (9)
6. Erik (12)
7. Dave (13)
8. Leslie (16)

ASSSHHHHFAULT
1. Amanda (2)
2. Ashley (3)
3. Jean-Robert (6)
5. Aaron (10)
6. Frostie (11)
7. Jamie (14)
8. Sherea (15)
4. Steve (Chicken) (7) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!

GAME TWO

Tucker's Nuts
1. Courtney (1)
2. Amanda (4)
3. Todd (5)
4. Denise (8)
5. Peigh-Gee (9)
6. Frostie (12)
7. Jean-Robert (13)
8. Sherea (16)

FBT
1. Erik (2)
2. James (3)
3. Jamie (6)
4. Ashley (7)
5. Dave (10)
6. Aaron (11)
8. Leslie (15)
7. Steve (14) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!