Dancing With the Stars -- Results Show

LIIIVEEEE!!!!

The Team Tango is the repeat dance... and my eyeballs begin to bleed from the horrific version of it.

Then... we are "treated" to a recap of last night's dances... including a sad looking plea from Tony about his injured Melissa.

Fantastic... a time filler! Our special guest for tonight is Robin THicke. Thank god for fast forward.

Samantha is allowed to interview again... DAMMIT ABC... Samantha interviewing the hooker named Lil Kim and the unfamous Melissa... it's a tremendous convergence of stuff that Smelmooo hates...

Let's save someone...
1.Lil Kim & Derek Hough... blech.

Video Montage! The judges tell us what it takes to win. ick.

Let's save a second couple...
2. Ty Murray & Chelsie Hightower

Robin Thicke is hurting me again. If your father was still alive!

Let's save a third couple...
3. Gilles Marini & Cheryl Burke

It's time for the professional dancers to compete to be a star next week.

Fourth couple saved...
4. Shawn Johnson & Mark Ballas

Chuck Wicks & Julianne Hough and Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani are the last two couples left.

The couple booted is...

Chuck Wicks & Julianne Hough

Dammit...