The hair people are mad at Samantha as her hair is bigger than the Balloon Boy's balloon!
The Argentine Tango or the Paso Doble will be danced by everyone and then there will be a group dance... The Hustle!
Natalie Coughlin & Alec Mazo are dancing the Paso Doble which is a power dance. During the video, she seems to be asking a ton of detailed and technical questions. Her dance begins and I am not sure why I can't connect with her at all... ever. She isn't bad at all and her Wonder Woman outfit is lovely. Len thought it was a good dance and clean, but it wasn't aggressive enough. Not enough character or chemistry. Bruno agreed... as does Carrie Ann. Thier scores are 7, 8, 7 for a total of 22.
Aaron Carter & Karina Smirnoff was in the bottom two last week and they are dancing the Argentine Tango. TW tells me that he was on Ellen today and was pretty boring. The video was boring and Aaron is a boy "that has become a man." Ugh. The dance is incredibly slow and kind of odd.Maybe I just don't like the Argentine Tango. Bruno liked him a lot as did the other two whackos. Thier scores are 8, 8, 8 for a total of 24.
Michael Irvin & Anna Demidova is up and doing the Paso Doble. Anna says... that you must bestron and stiff like you are holding a coin in your butt cheeks. So... Michael puts a coin in his butt. It's all amusing. There is a lot more of her in the dance than him until the end of the dance where he takes over. Carrie Ann liked the dance a lot. Michael gives Bruno the quarter that he had in his butt. Their scores are 7, 7, 7 for a total of 21.
Mya & Dmitry Chaplin were sexy last week. They are doing the Argentine Tango this week. During the video, they are practicing a lot of lifts... lots of lifts.They go build some houses with Habitat for Humanity... arrogant way of approaching their dance... why bother practicing? The dance is... ummm... perfect? Too bad er personality is so boring. Their scores are 9, 9, 9 for a total of 27.
Mark Dacascos & Lacey Schwimmer are up next and Lacey Schwimmer's hair is higher that Cheech and Chong combined. Lacey is having a tough time teaching Mark how to be aggressive for the dance... The Paso Doble. PErsonally... aside from the music and Lacey's hair, I thought it was very good. Bruno adored it. Carrie Ann thought it was amazing. Their scores were 9, 9, 8 for a total of 26.
Donny Osmond & Kym Johnson was too theatrical last week. Donny is busy. THe video is understated for Donny... but a funny moment is when asked if he knows what Passionate means... he responds with... "I have five kids..." The dance seemed really good this week. Everyone seems to be really stepping it up. Carrie Ann just fell in love with Donny... and his sexiness. Their scores are 10, 9, 10 for a total of 29.
Louie Vito & Chelsie Hightower are ready to get over the crappy dance from last week... and are focussed on their Argentine Tango for this week. They say it is goign to be "hot." I hope that at least Chelsie is... I am not too concerned about Louie. Louie Vito is the only celebrity that Chelsie could dance with where her legs look long. Again... another good dance. Everyone seems to be stepping up. The judges liked them... too. Their scores are 7, 8, 7 for a total of 22.
Melissa Joan Hart & Mark Ballas broke through last week... BUT DRAMA!!!!!!!! Mark has the flu and they might not be truly prepared for this week's Argentine Tango. Anna Treyunsky fills in for Mark for a day. She is ready and Mark and her are awfully close face to face for this dance. Her dance is good... not as good as last week, but good. This is the first time the judges aren't positive about someone tonight. She "looked grumpy" according to Bruno. Carrie Ann disagreed though. Their scores are 8, 8, 7 for a total of 23.
Kelly Osbourne & Louis Van Amstel are second to last and they are dancing the Paso Doble. Louis wants Kelly to pretend she is the cape... not the matador or the bull. Louis can't get her to stop giggling. They are dancing to Ozzy's Crazy Train. DRAMA!!!!!!!!!! Harold Wheeler's band frigging destroys the song. To us, she seems to be a half second behind with all of her motions. Their scores were 8, 8, 8 for a total of 24. We don't think they deserved that.
Joanna Krupa & Derek Hough(played by Maksim Chmerkovskiy) are up last. There is MORE DRAMA! Derek is so sick that he can't perform tonight. Lots of drama and Maks is teaching her lots of stuff with the Argentine Tango. The dance starts with a lift that was incredible... and then continued into awesomeness. The judges loved it until they stumbled. Carrie Ann and Len were more positive. Their scores were 8, 8, 8 for a total of 24.
Group Dance
There will be no scoring by the judges as they dance the Hustle. Corky Ballas is choreographing the dance. (P.S. Kelly is dancing the dance barefoot since she hurt her foot during her dance earlier.) The cideo was funny... and everyone is practicing their throws and dances. The dance start and everyone is dressed appropriately. Each couple does a cool set of moves, but Kelly's seems the most limited and awkward. It was far from a train wreck and should not affext the scores in the least. Vote away America... vote away!
Scores... Just a reminder!
Donny Osmond & Kym Johnson -- 29
Mya & Dmitry Chaplin -- 27
Mark Dacascos & Lacey Schwimmer -- 26
Joanna Krupa & Derek Hough(played by Maksim Chmerkovskiy) -- 24
Aaron Carter & Karina Smirnoff -- 24
Kelly Osbourne & Louis Van Amstel -- 24
Melissa Joan Hart & Mark Ballas -- 23
Natalie Coughlin & Alec Mazo -- 22
Louie Vito & Chelsie Hightower -- 22
Michael Irvin & Anna Demidova -- 21
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