TOP FIVE TUESDAY

Top Five Things I Thought When I Heard That a Verdict Was Reached in the Michael Jackson Trial
1. That poor guy. Hasn't he been through enough with his abusive father and a stolen childhood.
2. No way he can be guilty.
3. Of course he is guilty!
4. What will E! air now... if there are no more re-enactments to air?
5. IT's OVER???

Top Five Things I Thought When I Heard WHAT it WAS
1. Seems about right.
2. Yeup... they have shown him to be a freak.. but a molester?... nah.
3. Where was Bubbles?
4. Will this be covered by any television shows?
5. IT'S OVER!

Top Five Reasons Why "Friendly's" is a Misnomer
1. "Pinky" wasn't so friendly.
2. I have been there twice this year and both times, it took at least 2-4 minutes for someone to acknowledge our existence.
3. We didn't even get offered ice cream yesterday -- More room for crap from the street fair!
4. The bathroom had no paper towels. How can I shake hands with wet and germ ridden hands?
5. They only serve breakfast until noon...so if you order french fries with your breakfast...they don't come out until AFTER NOON!

Top Five Ways For Your Puppy to Get an Eye Contusion
1. Run straight into the couch because he can't stop on a wood floor.
2. Wrestle with the man of the house.
3. Scare the bejesus out of a 7 year old and watch him swing like a little girl because the puppy wants to "kiss" the boy
4. Drive and crash a NASCAR car.
5. Mountain climb and "slip"

Top Five Uses for an Elizabethan Collar Other Than For Your Dog
1. A dunce cap
2. A mini cage for a gerbil... go ahead... get out of that one!
3. Theatre! (said like Jon Lovitz on Saturday Night Live.)
4. To store pretzels... the Bavarian Dutch Style ones...as the regular ones are too small and would slide out the hole.
5. MEgaphone -- Brrr... it's cold in here! There must be some Toros in the atmosphere! I said Brrr!

Top Five Things About the Local Street Fair
1. Fried Oreos
2. Sneaking into a used book shop to browse and get some air conditioning on our faces
3. Trying to avoid all the people handing out goodie bags of information.
4. People Watching
5. Walking into town. That is always the funnest.