Top Five Reactions to this Headlines on CNN.com "CIA chief has 'excellent idea' where bin Laden is"
1. Catch Him Jackass
2. I find it interesting that this comes out less than a week after Bush reaches an all-time low in approval ratings.
3. *Head Shake* Keep fighting that war on terrorism... letting them that we know where he is... blah blah blah.
4. Who said that Porter Gass was allowed to speak out loud? Don't cabinet members get fired for doing that? i.e. Christie Todd Whitman
5. For the love of God... spend every dime you can to catch him.
Top Five Reasons Why I Skipped To My Lou My Darling
1. I can.
2. It was pretty outside.
3. Muh wife asked me to.
4. The dog looked cute.
5. I was hungry.
Top Five Ways to Identify A Momma's Boy or Sensitive New Age Guy
1. He still owns a James Taylor concert poster.
2. He is STILL watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy even though they have been lame for over a year now.
3. His iPod is pink. (no really... it's his wife's/girlfriends or ... it's all they had... mmm hmmm...)
4. You are driving through upstate New York and he goes... "Boy... it sure is pretty up here."
5. He has a Candace Bushnell book on his nightstand or by the potty.
Top Five Possible Star Wars Related Porn Movie Titles
1. Rear Endor
2. Chew Back Ya
3. Luke Piestalker
4. Hand Solo and Her Five Sisters
5. Princess Lay Ya
Top Five Things I Ate This Weekend
1. Grilled Chicken Stuffed with Mozzarella and Basil with a garlic butter sauce
2. Entemann's coffee cheese cake
3. Omellet made by Tucker for Father's Day (with help from muh wife since his paws are too big)
4. A personal deep dish four cheese pizza with mozzarella.
5. A Nestle Toll House Cookie Ice cream sandwich.
Top Five Five Signs It Will Be a Bad Year at the Movies
1. Pauly Shore has a job.
2. Matt Le Blanc gives up on Joey to try a version of Romeo and Juliet
3. Kevin Costner pitches a sequel to Dances with Wolves -- Runs with Scissors
4. Siskel returns and gives The Longest Yard remake a Thumbs Up.
5. Hillary Duff is in... ANYTHING.
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