Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Three Word Movie Reviews -- The Return

Atlantic City -- Good Quality Piece

Brothers Grimm -- Ledger Mumbles Always?

Cinderella Man -- Gritty Powerful Stuff

Deer Hunter -- Slow Burning -- Astonishing

Dirty Love -- Worst Movie Ever

Flightplan -- Edge of Seatiness

A History of Violence -- History of Awesomeness

Junebug -- Weird Yet Engrossing

Just Friends -- Better Than Anticipated

Ice Harvest -- Dark, Bloody, Funny

Jarhead -- Emotional Investment

Legend of Zorro -- Legendarily Mediocre Fun

Network -- Still Applicable Today

Nine Lives -- Poignant, Relevant Episodic

The Omen -- Spooky, Wacky, Goodness

Platoon -- Flashback of Hell

Squid and the Whale -- Squirmy Honest Funny

Stay -- Nice Try Dumb

Waiting... -- Gross, Stupid Funniness

Weather Man -- Surpisingly Sweetly Sentimental

The Wedding Date -- Divorced From Reality

2 comments:

tangentwoman said...

Because you can always count on me to be picky, and because I'll be nicer about it than some of your other readers: Was Jarhead "an" emotional investment? Emotional investment wasted? Emotional investment squared?

I thought your Just Friends review would be "Anna Faris Rocks"

Smelmooo said...

Good point...

Jarhead -- An Emotional Investment

Thanks sweet cheeks.