Top Five NFL Games I Want to See Next Year...
1. Week 1 -- Colts vs Giants -- Jesus... you cannot understand how badly I want Peyton to DESTROY his brother ... the crappy and not nearly that good Eli.
2. Week 5 -- Cowboys vs Eagles -- T.O. returns to Philly... That could be very ugly since the Eagles fans are simply the biggest assholes on the planet.
3. Week 17 -- Steelers vs Bengals -- If expectations remain high, this could be an extremely important game. Good scheduling put this one last.
4. Every week -- Watching the Raiders find new ways to lose is always exciting.
5. Week 3 -- Falcons vs New Orleans -- The Saints return to the Superdome. Emotions should be running high.
Top Five Reasons Eminem and His Wife Divorced Again
1. They were jealous of all the press coverage that Tomkat is getting for their fake marriage.
2. Eminem ran out of material for his album and needs to "suffer" again for song material.
3. He is irrelevant and this is a desperate attempt to change that.
4. The baby asked them too...
5. He has a sequel to 8 Mile coming out... called... Route to Irrelevancy
Top Five Reasons Why Jennifer Aniston is a Failure as an Actress -- C'Mon...when your biggest hit is Leprechaun besides Friends... you got some issues.
1. Derailed
2. Rumor Has It
3. The Object of My Affection
4. She's the One
5. Ferris Bueller the tv show....
Top Five People That I Want To Reach the Final Five on Survivor
1. Terry -- SInce he was my #1 pick anyway.
2. Cirie -- I have grown to think she is the best "narrator" ever.
3. Danielle & her Boobies -- The editors spend more time on her chest than they do her. Seriously.
4. Courtney -- I can't stand her either... which is why it would be great to have her go farther...makes the show more interesting.
5. Shane -- I hate him... but he is an awesome bad guy.
Top Five Signs That The End of the World is Near
1. David Spade and Heather Locklear = Couple??!?!?!?
2. I need two hands to count all of the jobs that hosebag Ryan Seacrest has.
3. Someone actually cares that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are still together...
4. Benchwarmers
5. Playboy is being sold now in Indonesia...even though there are no naked women in it.
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I am no Aniston fan by any means but she was in one of the best movies ever--Office Space. It is actually the one role in which I did NOT find her annoying.
At least she did one thing right.
-Shari
La la la la la...
She blows moose testicles...
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