Top Five Women that are Sexier Than Scarlett Johansson (FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World)
1. Jessica Alba
2. Keira Knightly
3. Carmen Electra
4. Halle Berry
5. Jessica Simpson
Top Five Slightly Lesser Known Actresses Who Are Hottie Pants
1. Callie Thorne -- Two words -- Rescue Me
2. Evangeline Lilly -- Even though she is Canadian
3. Emilie de Ravin -- Even though she has that pesky Australian accent
4. Selma Blair -- Only recently since she has put some weight back on... she was WAY too thin for awhile there.
5. Kate Bosworth -- Ok... she had me at Blue Crush ... dammit...
Top Five Reasons Why "Big Love" is Quickly Becoming One of My Favorite Shows
1. Harry Dean Stanton is perfect in his role as the evil father in law to Bill Paxton. So good that he is in danger of stealing the show.
2. Bill Paxton is amazing in that he can portray such conviction and susceptibility... it makes him a much more real person.
3. The writing was slow in the first few episodes... but now that it is into the swing of things... that was all build up...
4. Chloe Sevigny -- This is a touchy one... people either love her or hate her (muh wife) but I think that she is perfectly cast in this role as a whiny pain in the ass. She adds so much tension to the role and makes me nervous every single time she opens her mouth. Funny thing is that she creates the same debate as CHLOE does on 24.
5. The return of Jeanne Triplehorn -- Oh where have you been and I missed you with your perfect portrayal of one of Bill's wives.
Top Five Reasons Why Isaac Hayes Blows
1. He essentially killed off Chef... you bastard...
2. Hypocrisy....An episode about a bleeding Virgin Mary statue is ok... but to tease Scientology is intolerant? Dude... they were in the same season...
3. No more sexy stupid love songs...
4. I will probably never hear another reference to Chocolately Salty Balls again...
5. You wait TEN FRIGGING YEARS to make your stand?
Top Five Ideas For Tomkat's Impending Child's Name
1. Fake Jake
2. Tomkat, Jr.
3. Isaac Hayes
4. Imaginary Fetal Fella
5. Sylvester
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Selma Blair was too thin for you, but Kate Bosworth isn't? Also, I agree with your wife on Chloe. Haaaaaate.
-Shari
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