Dancing With the Stars Debuted Tonight!!!

12 new C List "Stars"!

Hot babe (both male and female) dancers!

It can only mean... DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEE (Swoon for Tom and Samantha)



Let's review each of the dancers that debuted tonight -- Just the men though!!

Wow... lots of clips of C List celebrities dancing... they then start the show with all the pros dancing with each other... yes... men and women... all sexy and hot... I get it... now... let's get on with the show... I am especially skeeved out when my absolute favorite Julianne Hough dances with her brother Derek. Icky... sexy dancing with your sister... icky...

Our stars are introduced, but only the men will be dancing tonight on this two night premiere event.

Yay... the judges!!!! Carrie Ann is looking mean... yay!!!

Penn Jillette -- I love Penn Jillette and I know he is an acquired taste. I love him so much that I pushed Tangentwoman to go to a Penn and Teller show in Vegas. He is paired up with another favorite of mine Kym Johnson. He is up first.



He is in my heart right now since I love him and we saw him just a couple days ago in Vegas. We also saw some television cameras wandering around the stage. He certainly isn't a great dancer, but he has incredible stage presence and all of the presence that I have seen in all of his television specials and shows is certianly there.

His dance is up... by the way... Kym is more of a person this year... and I always liked her. THeir dance was better than I expected from him. I don't think he will be out right away... but certainly not a finalist. His greatest detriiment is his size, but I enjoyed it because he was obviously enjoying it. The judges are gracious as they always are the first week... and Penn was himself. To Bruno after he was rough -- "I'll give you four weeks to learn a card trick." Great.

His scores and total -- 5, 6, 5 -- 16 That was harsh.

Samantha looks lovely...

Jason Taylor -- The NFL superstar is dancing with my other female dancer favorite Edyta Sliwinski.



Edyta!!!! Jason is knocking down football dummies in a sparkly shirt. Oof. Edyta thinks that Jason is a bit shy. He then comes out in a tutu. I am not sure about him... but he has Edyta so I will be forced to like him. The dance... for a large man... he is rather light on his feet... He was good... better than Penn, and pretty good. The dance suited him, but I don't know how he will handle the Latin dances. The judges like him.

His scores are 7, 8, 7 -- 22

Samantha looks lovely...

Cristian de la Fuente -- The telenova star that no one who speaks English only has ever heard of is dancing with Cheryl Burke. Oof.. he's pretty. The chicks are going to love him.



Hola. Yo soy Smelmooo-o. Yo soy un Americano. de la Fuente esta guapo y bonito. Se bonito. No esta mistako. His personality is much more funner than I thought it would be. I am currently not rooting for him. He's just pretty. He was nervous and slightly robotic and if I got anything out of this it is that Cheryl is really good and should have a decent chance. De la Fuente will help her get far enough to show more of her talents. The judges like him because he is good and sexy and pretty.

Their scores -- 7, 7, 7 -- 21 Total

Samantha looks lovely...

Adam Carolla -- I like Adam Carolla, but my initial impression is that he doesn't have a chance to win. However, he is with my favorite dancer -- Julianne Hough.



Julianne is hot and Adam is that goofy kid that sits in the back of the room who makes me laugh. He is pretty shy and he keeps laughing and joking so that he doesn't have to dance with her. Let me do it!!!!! The come out and dance the Foxtrot. This will be either fun or a train wreck. He is a bit rough and I hate Julianne's ugly yellow dress. I am voting for train wreck at the moment. I fear that I will only see Julliane for one more episode. :-( Let me divert my attention to something more important... the band is just so horrible. The judges think that they aren't the best. Bruno is especially an asshole tonight. To be this mean... he needs a few weeks of witty banter with them... this is the week of being nice.

Their scores are 5, 5, 5 -- 15

Samantha looks lovely...

Mario -- Mario is an R&B singer who is paired with Karina Smirnoff. Is it sad that I am far off more familiar with Karina than I am this person named Mario?



He is the youngest competitor ever... and is exactly what I expected personality wise -- boring as hell. He is going to be the male competitor in the competition that will annoy me because he has dancing experience and performance experience. I haven't been a Karina fan either, but I feel bad for her and Mario for the whole neck injury thing. He was great... He is this season's Sabrina... too much of a performer to be on this show, but his personality is actually something I will like to hear although boring-ish for now. The judges liked him for the most part.

His scores were 8, 8, 8 -- 24 Total

Samantha looks lovely...

Steve Guttenberg -- I have to admit that I was pretty excited to hear about Steve since he has the ability to make anything good -- see Cocoon. He is paired up with Anna Trebunskaya.



Yes... he IS one of the biggest box office stars of all time. Short Circuit, Police Academies, Three Men and a Baby's. I am really ready to like him big time. His interviews were charming and I will like him. He really seems to be enjoying himself out there. His dance was clunky, but dammit... he had fun out there. Infectious... Just infectious.

His scores were 6, 6, 6 -- Total 18

Samantha looks lovely...

Sooo.... I think Mario has to be the hands down favorite for the men if dancing is the only thing to be judged upon. Steve is the most charming with Penn coming in second... but his star appeal won't win it for him. But... my dark horse is... and I am aware of my words is De La Fuente.

Tomorrow... it's the chicks. Hooray. That's a preview? Yawn... the men seem to be better... and Janet is a Broadway star... lots of dancing in Hairspray... especially for the lead actress.

That's it for now folks... let's enjoy the ladies tonight.

P.S. Samantha looks lovely.