Dancing With the Stars, Week Four Results!

Before we even begin... how can it NOT be Rocco going home? Seriously.

Also before we begin... I am NOT going to ever really acknowledge the kid ballroom dancer competitions. They are creepy looking and they all sadly remind me of Jon Benet Ramsey... It's just plain wrong.

Also Also before we begin... I was at meetings all day and I love coming home to the fact that they Rays are kicking the Sox's ass again.

We are now officially LIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE and no one was hurt (MMT is a sissy).

Samantha has never looked so down to earth and normal. I am digging the regular girl look. Thank you Samantha... especially after the night of excess during Tangoes and Sambas.

We now get to hear what the judges think will be the Spotlight dance for this week. They choose Lance and lacey and I am reminded that I am not a Lacey fan... at all.

YAY!!! Video Montage! Since it's an Election year... they are actually running some funny negative advertising pieces with the first one coming from Brooke Burke bashing Cody Linley. I hope there are more of the them. (8/10)

The first special guest are a bunch of Flamenco dancers who are all in the best physical shape possible and are taunting me with that fact. Bastards... I like my cheese.

After a review of the standings and yet another reminder that they are actually going to tell us the BOTTOM TWO this week, we get the first saved couple.

Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani are saved first. Damn you America... couldn't you have at least put them in the bottom two?

Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer are saved second and I am just filled with a croisant full of EH.

The first couple to be announced in the bottom two are Rocco DiSpirito & Karina Smirnof.

The next negative campaign ad is from the "Rest of the Cast" against Hot Chicks Who Can Dance (Brooke Burke). Even funnier than the first one. (9/10)

Maurice Greene attack ad... by Lance Bass (I give it a 4/10)

Little children dance and we FF. We get scores and they get interviewed and Samantha is even nervous by the little kids.

Lance Bass attack ad by Toni Braxton (Eh... 3/10)

Some young hip guy named Neo sings... I am older and I have no idea who this fella is. Argh...

Toni Braxton is attacked by Rocco Dispirito (5/10).

Next week they are introducing four brand new dances that have never been danced before. Hustle, West Coast Swing, Jitterbug, and Salsa.

Cloris Leachman attacks Susan Lucci... and I am now upset that I asked for more of these...

The next couple safe is... Brooke Burke & Derek Hough
Joining them are... Cody Linley & Julianne Hough
ALso coming back next week...Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo
Also saved by your votes... Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson
Also safe to dance again are... Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke

Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas join Rocco DiSpirito & Karina Smirnof in the final two...

Warren Sapp is attacked and I giggle... Let's go to commercial to see who will be sponsoring the final boot. The drama is here and we get some dramatic music....

I was right... pretty anti-climatic.

Bye Bye Rocco.