We are at the halfway point. Holy crap... I am distracted... and then... Tom yells... "LLIIIIIIVEEE" and I am now happy and I know I am in the hizzouse.
It is Latin night and there is the Samba and Rumba.... Damn... why is Flathead still in the competition...
It's the "Sexiest Night on Television..."
(Woo hoo... Samantha is still on...)
Edyta is incapable of wearing clothes with... cloth.
This week's walk of stars shows why it is really a show geared at heterosexual men... holy smokes. TW cannot believe the sexiness of them.
They did Marie first... thank god they got one of the two least sexy people over with and done right away. Marie has some serious fans. They are all 500 hundred pound Mormon women... no wonder she wears dresses like that....Aside from having horrible music... the dance was just plain terrible... it kind of reminded me of that first porn movie I saw when I was 13.. (not really... I just wanted to put the word porn in my blog so that random people will find this blog when they do a search for Marie Osmond and porn.) Marie really enjoys her dance...
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! She passed out... They went to commercial and TW and I were genuinely concerned.
They came back from commercial and is "fine." She stops breathing when she gets winded... interesting... she could have pulled the dead mom card... but she decided to pass out.
Jane Seymour's up and probably pissed that Marie topped the Dead Mother card. Jane is still so elegant and she gets crappy music to dance to. Do I feel bad for Jane or Tony? Her dance was just a bunch of three steps and then poses... boring and dumb. Her figure though for her age is incredible...
YES!!!!!!!!!! Kym Johnson is wearing one of my all time favorite childhood/teenage fantasies... Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie! Ooof... the video package failed early... the beauties of live television kids... I hate liking Mark Cuban's dance... but he was right... fun is more entertaining sometimes... he needs some help technically... but he is fun... and There was also ... KYM.
Soooo... we are actually watching this episode live... sooo... I learned that fire chiefs take Plavix... I hope he talked to his doctor first. If you have signs of confusion... you should stop taking the medicine.
I am also impressed with how Tucker can lick certain parts of his body... with such ease... there are some benefits to being a dog I suppose... and one with a long body like his.
I refuse to comment about Sabrina... (Flathead)... I abhor her. I still think it's unfair... and her interviews suck nuts. I hope a cheetah breaks into the studio and eats her... since two other major things have gone wrong... why can't this?
What the hell is Florence Henderson doing there?
Jennie Garth forgot to wear cloth with her dress as well... her interview was cute and I am starting to think that I might end up rooting for her... how you can't like her... I have no idea.... Let's see what her scores are... Bruno thinks that she ran out of Puff... huh? Len rocks..... just because he supports Jennie.
This commercial reminds me why I don't watch Private Practice... it's stupid.
Was that innuendo (an Italian suppository -- ha ha... oldie but goodie) between Helio and Julianne Hough? Are they really romantically involved? Nah... but the dance is awesome... as normal... She is so talented and gets all the right partners... I thought it was absolutely awesome... let's see what the judges have to say... I have to really stop liking my favorite dancers... it's a killer to the judges. I can't deal with this... Helio is my favorite... possibly... because he is funny and Jullianne rules. ROBBED!!!!!!!!!
STOP DOING CLOSE UPS ON TORI SPELLING FOR F'S SAKE!
WOW... that's a Stephen Poltz song on the Jeep Grand Cherokee commercial. I love that guy! No one knows who he is but TW and me... but he's pretty cool. (www.poltz.com)
Mel B is up... she is sick.. Maks is funny. SPICE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They all aged so horrible except Posh but she has the worst hair style... so she can suck it. They are dancing to a Spice Girls song. I didn't know this...and I am proud of that fact... muh demoted (I finally slipped it in) knew that. I can like her dancing...but I don't have to like her. Good dance... but I still tihnk it is slightly unfair that she is in the competition...
EDYTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Camerin (Cameron) who? WOW... That dance was amazing...IT WASN'T A LIFT! (it would have been if it was Flathead...)
Sooo... say bye bye to Jane...
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