Survivor China -- Three Weeks Already?

I can't stop yelling "Mullet!!!!" whenever Denise the lunch lady is on.

Aaron tackled both Sherea and Jamie.... at the same time... a bit excessive but fun...

"Everybody pulling everybody's clothes off!" Never has a statement so been so accurate on Survivor. It was a clothes removal free for all...

How is the person named Frostie... not the Gay one? Seriously... Todd is the gay one... not a guy named Frostie... Later in the episode... Jeff actually said... "Frostie bringing up the rear."

Jeff handed a tube to Dpoey Dreamer Blonde Jamie that said "Open in Private"... Jeff pointed to it and slowly said.. "Jamie, this says OPEN IN PRIVATE." Do you think that he would have done that to any of the other players? I highly doubt that.

I don't view most super religious people as crazy... but Leslie is crazy... and happens to be religious...

Dave is a former model... they told us that about 88 times... We had to look up what he does now... bartender... they should just tell us that.

Remember last week when I said that Janie was my favorite because she forgot her bra? I have heard her speak and think and explain... and she is no longer my favorite... she is a momo....

Ashley was voted out... does that mean her boobs are voted out as well? Each is the size of Mini Me.

My prediction for tonight? Dave gets the boot...since he is an asshole... If it's the other team... Leslie... just because she is religious.

Thinking about the game... I am now up two players in BOTH GAMES!!!!!

Here's the picks... and... remember... the parenthesis indicate when they were picked in the draft.

GAME ONE

Tucker's Nuts
1. Courtney (1)
2. Todd (4)
3. Denise (5)
4. Peigh-Gee (8)
5. James (9)
6. Erik (12)
7. Dave (13)
8. Leslie (16)

ASSSHHHHFAULT
1. Amanda (2)
3. Jean-Robert (6)
5. Aaron (10)
6. Frostie (11)
7. Jamie (14)
8. Sherea (15)
2. Ashley (3) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!!!
4. Steve (Chicken) (7) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!

GAME TWO

Tucker's Nuts
1. Courtney (1)
2. Amanda (4)
3. Todd (5)
4. Denise (8)
5. Peigh-Gee (9)
6. Frostie (12)
7. Jean-Robert (13)
8. Sherea (16)

FBT
1. Erik (2)
2. James (3)
3. Jamie (6)
5. Dave (10)
6. Aaron (11)
8. Leslie (15)
4. Ashley (7) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!!!
7. Steve (14) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!