Hey?
Guess What?
We are LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's time to start the long drawn out process of saving stars from elimination.
We get lots of hooplah and gype and then the professionals all come out for a routine before a screaming crowd and a butchered version of David Bowie's Under Pressure by that suck ass band.
Samantha is wearing her best color -- Brown and her hair is down and normal and lovely.
The first couple saved is... Brooke Burke and Derek Hough (yeah!)
The second couple saved is... Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas (Shit... the whore remains)
We are treated to Jeff Ross dancing the Quick Step he learned and wasn't allowed to perform last night... *sigh* Bye Bye Edyta.
Backstage -- We get an interview with the absolutely lovely Brooke and Dead in the Eyes Whorebag Kim Kardashian.
The third couple saved is... Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas (Insanity!!!!) The two lowest scorers are saved... and early!
Jessie McCartney sings and the young girls SCREECH. (I don't get it.)
Adam Carolla is doing a man on the street thing and interviews people. He is a funny fella and I am impressed that they like him to do this.
The fourth couple saved is... Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke (Ho Hum)
God... I hate the Jonas Brothers... and then a stupid video montage.
The fifth couple saved is... Misty May Traenor & Maxksim Chmerkovsky
The sixth couple saved is... Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson
Backstage interview time... and Samantha just can't do it.
The seventh couple saved is... Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani (Tony looks "thrilled")
The eighth couple saved is... Rocco DiSpirito & Karina Smirnov
The ninth couple saved is... Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer (I am torn.)
The tenth couple saved is... Cody Linley & Julianne Hough
The final two couples are Ted McGinley & Inna Brayer AND Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo
The second person booted is... Ted McGinley * Inna Brayer. (I am not surprised... but he's a fun fella regardless... Good luck you Shark Jumper You!
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