The Power of the Mullet

It has come to my attention that a great injustice is being done in this world. Instead of spending time on educating kids to learn how to cure cancer or fighting racism in our schools, this school sued to stop a particular haircut of a kid. This haircut -- the mullet.

The mullet is my favorite kind of haircut. For the unitiated, it is simply a haircut with a short do on the top and long hair in the back. It is business in the front and a party in the back. This is a haircut that can only be worn by a special breed of person but it is fun nonetheless.

The Pawtucket Times (a joke in itself) reports that a private Catholic school can regulate a student's appearance, the state Supreme Court said today, reversing a lower court ruling that barred the school from expelling a teenager for refusing to cut his long locks. Russell Gorman III, whose blond hair extended down his back, went to court nearly two years ago contesting the regulations at St. Raphael Academy in Pawtucket. Two years of court cases and lawyer's fees and efforts made all because of a mullet.

Why does this need to be done? Like I said earlier.. just let the man ruin his own life with the horrible hair. It is a funny hairdo. The made a t.v. show based on the hairstyle. It was about a pair of brothers with obvious mullets that had the last name of MULLET. I can't see how this is hurting anyone.

Priorities people... priorities....

Please leave this mullet alone.

Here is a picture of the horrible hairdo.