Top Five Broadway Songs/Moments -- Last Three Years
1. Tevye's Dream -- New version is just so visually stimulating that I can't believe they do that night in and night out.
2. Finale to Avenue Q -- You think... Did I really just see the greatest Broadway musical of all time?
3. Chorus Line -- Paul's speech still gets me every time he makes it.
4. TKTS -- Waiting on line to see a show with other people can be an enlightening experience
5. Seeing Doogie Houser's Neil Patrick Harris in pasties. yeup... pasties.
Top Five Color Suggestions for Future Presidential Elections
1. Fuscia (instead of Red)
2. Lavender (instead of Blue)
3. Amber (For the first lady -- hottest Survivor ever!!!)
4. Black (For the next four years if the anti-christ is still the President.)
5. Puce (I just wanted to say that word.)
Top Five Favorite M&M Colors IN ORDER of best taste to worst taste! (Ever notice that since they went back to color... they are a lot brighter?)
1. Green
2. Orange
3. Blue
4. Brown
5. Red
Dishonorable Mention -- Damn the Yellow M&M... damn it to heck!
Top FIve Uses For a Perished Cat
1. Doorjam
2. Draft Dodger
3. Soup Base
4. Halloween Ornament
5. Remind Small Children How Much Cats Suck -- Especially the one that runs by muh honey's feet all the time. SHE HATES THAT CAT!
Top Five Reasons Why Going To a Press Conference on Sundays is Cool
1. You can meet the governor.
2. You can get your picture taken with the Governor.
3. You can watch toll booths come a crashin' down.
4. Rest? Who needs rest? Sundays are for working!
5. Ummm.... I must be kidding here....
Top Five Things I would Eat To Break a Fast If I Was Jewish.(Yom Kippur Version)
1. Pork Roll and Cheese
2. Bacon, Egg, and Cheese
3. Ham Sandwich
4. Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Croissanwich
5. M&M's
Top Five Reasons Why I Took the Day Off Yesterday
1. Day after an all day drinking fest at Dover Speedway (Starting at 6 am baby!!!)
2. Get My Final Pre-Wedding Haircut
3. Get Our Wedding License
4. To Go See Hero (More on that tomorrow)
5. Sleep
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