Sunday, September 12, 2004

WHICH IS BETTER?

Entertainment Weekly recently had a small piece in it where someone asked which actor was a "better actor." Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone. Without revealing what the article said, it made me think about who was better. It is a good debate and I suppose it could go either way to the people in the audience.

In the grand tradition of the presidential elections coming up and their polls, I would like to start a mini poll here... very scientific poll. Just post your choices in the comments section and please feel free to supply me with a reason for each. Assume that each of these are in their prime.

1. Who is a better actor -- Arnold or Slyvester?

2. Who would win in a battle -- Jean Claude Van Damme or Stephen Seagal?

3. Who would win a fight to the death -- a polar bear or a lion?

4. Who is the best Hair Metal Band of all time -- Motley Crue, Poison, Warrant or Enuff Znuff?

5. Who is the more important Beattle -- John, Ringo, Paul or George?

6. What type of baby would Wonder Woman and Superman have if they bred -- a super baby or a wonder baby?

7. Who would kick the other person's ass -- Captain Kirk's greatest FAN or Darth Vader's greatest FAN?

8. Who would win an arm wrestling match -- W. or Saddam Hussein?

9. What movie is a better SEQUEL -- Empire Strikes Back, Superman II, or Godfather II?

10. What type of wood is stronger -- oak or morning?

Here are my thoughts:

1. Sylvester -- Easiest choice to make on the whole list. He was good in Oscar.
2. Stephen Seagal would break Jean Claude's arms first then emabarass JC's by speaking gooder english.
3. Polar Bears are bigger and stronger.
4. Motley Crue -- They had their own VHS!
5. Ringo -- The rest are overrated. Aside from the shot one... who else is still performing to sell out crowds? exactly.
6. Wonder baby -- he/she would be accessorized with super tough wristbands too.
7. Captain Kirk's greatest fan would kill Darth Vader's greatest fan in less than 15 seconds. I just have a stereotypical view that ST fans are much fatter and more annoying that SW fans.
8. Saddam Hussein of course. W. wouldn't know what to do if anyone really got in his face. Look at his military records.
9. Gotta go with Superman II here. (I am ready for the abuse on this one.) Godfather was just more of the same. Empire was better than the original but darker. Superman II totally improved on the original and really started the franchise.
10. Morning. 49% of the population will agree with me.

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