Top Five Tuesday...

Welcome to a shortened version of Top Five Tuesday... all topic suggestions were made by the Smelmooo's lovely wife. Thank you lovely wife.

Top Five Reasons that Jets Lost on Sunday

1. Chad Pennington cannot connect with his players. Hopefully, people will start to see him for the mediocre fella that he is.
2. O'Brien missed a field goal... or two...
3. I am a firm believer that the Jets do NOT want the Jets to win. I don't know a single Jets fan that was happy when they beat the Chargers -- a team they were NOT supposed to beat. I think it is engrained in them to complain and not be happy with a win.
4. They didn't want to lose to the Patriots again. Wow... those Patriots are going to tear the Steelers apart.
5. I watched it... and I wanted to see the Steelers lose....thus... I can't have what I want.

Top Five Reasons Why Brad and Jennifer Really Broke Up

1. Bennifer stole all their thunder.
2. Rumor has it that Jennifer is moving in with her hairdresser... umm... ok.
3. Brad couldn't take being with Classy Jennifer Aniston and wants to date white trash babe Angelina Jolie.
4. Brad is moving in with George Clooney as they have fooled the world and are really just gay lovers. Expect Oceans 69 any day now.
5. Isn't that enough really?... alright... it's because the Chargers lost to the crappy Jets.

Top Five Things I Would Rather Do Then Watch American Idol

1. Perform on American Idol... and we all know that ain't happening.
2. Pull out each of my finger nails with a rusty wrench and then... pour lemon juice on it.
3. Slide down a razor blade and land in a bucket of feces.
4. Jump through a flaming hoop of fire... poorly.
5. Run around naked in today's 12 degree weather.

Top Five Books and Movies that I KNOW are Bad But I Love Anyway

1. Connie and Carla
2. Anything by Nicholas Sparks
3. Sorority Babes in the Slime Bowl O Rama
4. Stephen King's middle of his career books... like Rose Madder and Dolores Claiborne.
5. Chucky movies...