Top Five Reasons Why XXX Didn't Do Too Good This Week
1. The Pacifier limited Vin's ability to star in this follow up.
2. Nobody can speak good English.
3. The Nerds didn't wanna see stuff blow up. They went to Nerdfest Prequel a.k.a. Hitchhiker's Guide instead.
4. Because Ice Cube should be smoking joints with Chris Tucker... not blowing stuff up.
5. It sucked.
Top Five Reasons Why I Should Renew My Subscription to Playboy
1. The articles
2. Those knee slappingly funny cartoons in the back.
3. To find the bunny on the cover... that is a blast.
4. Naked boobs.
5. The FREE gifts!!! (They aren't as good as those old Sports Illustrated football phones... but hey... why not!!?!?)
Top Five Wastes of Paper that Unnecessarily Killed a Few Trees
1. The Starr Report
2. Everything that comes from the Presidential Press Office about Social Security.
3. All the cases and briefs filed during the Terry Schiavo debate.
4. ANything related to the woman who ran away from her wedding.
5. All the steroid testimony in front of the grandstanding Congress.
Top Five Ways To Waste Paper and Kill a Tree
1. Office wastepaper basketball.
2. Interoffice Memos on Food Choices
3. Have Bush write the word "nuclear" over and over again until he can say it correctly.
4. Keep track of all the times you hear something stupid come out of the mouth of some important influential leader.
5. Printing out muh blogs.
Top Five CDs That I Knew Wouldn't Sell on Ebay... but I Tried Selling Them Anyway.
1. Shaggy - Hot Shot
2. Boys on the Side Soundtrack
3. Bounce Soundtrack
4. Smash Mouth CDs
5. Salt 'N' Pepa - Very Necessary
* Honorable Mention -- La Bouche
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First off - Hitchikers was not a nerd fest, there were some very cool people there like me. So pthhbbbttt.
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