Top Five Tuesday

Top Five Things That You Never Want to Find in Your Basement
1. Water
2. Bodies
3. A case of unused beer.
4. Immigrants
5. Rodents

Top Five Reasons Why Bo Bice Will Win American Idol
1. A white male hasn't won yet. It will even out the cosmos with a black female, black male, and white female having won before.
2. Apparently... he is very sexy. There are all kinds of women in my office and they all say... "there is just something about him.... rowr..."
3. He is more talented than that country singing dopey pants Carrie.
4. Being a country singing dopey pants counts for two strikes.
5. Bo knows how to rock without being a homo...like Constantine was.
* Bonus Obligatory Paula Abdul Joke -- She banged him.

Top Five Reasons Why the New Star Wars Film Did So Well
1. Apparently... sex is out...so all the nerds stopped trying to get laid and went to the movie.
2. A lot of critics are calling it as good as Empire Strikes Back.
3. It opened up against Monster in Law...starring J-Lo...box office cancer recently.
4. Blind allegiance is a powerful thing.
5. The storyline taps into the kid in all of us.

Top Five Reasons Why Giacomo Didn't Win
1. Barry Bonds stole his steroids.
2. Giambi has been feeling ill and hasn't had time to train him.
3. Afleet Alex had the power of compassion on his side! God wasn't letting him lose a second race!!! NO NO NO!!!
4. Mike Smith is a little prick who needs to realize that he isn't a story. He is just a little craphead who got lucky.
5. I was rooting for him.

Top Five U2 Moments at the Recent U2 Concert
1. The dropping of the "beads" that they used for lighting and graphics. I have no idea how they did it but it rocked.
2. U2 brought up a local band to play the instruments for I Still Haven't Found What I Am Looking For.
3. The fact that he wasn't too preachy and promoted a great cause The One Campaign.
4. They played some very obscure stuff, including Stories for Boys.
5. Ending the show with BAD was extremely awesome... yeup... extremely awesome... I said it...and I meant it.

Top Five Most Frustrating Things About Lindsay Lohan's New Look
1. Does she really look like she could drive Herbie the Love Bug in the upcoming summer release?
2. She looks like every other emaciated famous person.
3. The old look was browner but far more exotic!
4. Less fat.. means... less boob.
5. It just isn't sexy.