Top Five Reasons Why Eli Was a Joke on Sunday
1. Interception #1
2. Interception #2
3. Interception #3
4. Fumble #1
5. He is over rated.
Top Five Stars of Dancing With the Stars (In order of how I am rooting...)
1. Stacey Keibler
2. Jerry Rice
3. Tia Carrere
4. Tatum O'Neal
5. George Hamilton
Honorable Mention and Unfair Advantage -- Lisa Rinna's lips
Top Five Reasons Why Our DVR Queue Will Fill Up On Thursdays (It Really is insane...since there is almost nothing else on for the rest of the week.)
1. Survivor
2. My Name is Earl
3. The Office
4. ER
5. Dancing With the Stars
Top Five Howard Stern Whack Packers (This is a bit late... but it is due. These are MY favorites...in no particular order...and the ones that made ME laugh the most.)
1. Captain Janks
2. Beetlejuice
3. Daniel Carver
4. Gary the Retard
5. Nicole Bass -- So bad she was good.
Top Five Reasons Why This Is Awesome -- (Porn stars strut their stuff at Vegas awards)
1. This was actually reported on by MSNBC.
2. The ceremonies brought "tears" to people.
3. The AVN awards are actually referred to as... "The Oscars of Porn."
4. This line is a classic! 'Best Film Actress winner Savanna Samson was cheered when she recognized the support of her peers as crucial because "most of my family is pretty ashamed of what I do."'
5. It is porn...and I love saying that word.
Top Five Questions of 2006
1. Will the world be rid of Paris Hilton?
2. Will the world be rid of Tom Cruise?
3. Will the world be rid of Pat Robertson?
4. Will the world be rid of the NHL?
5. Will the world be rid of Hillary Duff? (This one is for muh wife.)
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