Top Five Things I Have Never Done Before That I Did in Puerto Rico
1. I got a massage -- it was a couples massage on top of that!
2. Went horse back riding as an adult -- the kid rides don't count.
3. Fell asleep at the pool for over an hour...
4. Played $5-$10 Texas Hold Em and won.
5. I threw a game of pool.
Top Five Reasons Why Flying Sucks
1. The engines were louder ..almost than our headphones for our portable DVD player... I eventually learned to turn on the subtitles just to re-emphasize what I was hearing.
2. A little bit of rain and snow can delay you for over two hours.
3. I hate...just hate... being stuck in a big iron box with a guy who coughs and "phlegms" for the entire trip. Too bad the engine wasn't loud enough to cover them.
4. My leg always ends up hurting and I can NEVER get the claims of broken blood vessels made by wife that are "supported" by her doctor sister... out of my head
5. The food.... it is just ... not good...
Top Five Things I Did In Puerto Rico -- All With Muh Beautiful Wife
1. Couples Massage.... nice....
2. Horseback Riding
3. Ate and Read and Slept and Stopped Thinking For A Bit
4. Gambled in the casino there... the only reason this is a top five thing is that it REALLY worked out to our benefit...
5. Hiked through a rainforest...
Top Five Things That We Found On Our DVR Queue Last Night
1. 24 -- WOO HOO
2. The Soup
3. My Name is Earl
4. Dancing WIth the Stars -- both original and the results show.
5. The Office
Top Five Biggest Headlines That We Missed and I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT on cnn.com
1. Bradgelina is having a baby -- barf...
2. Birgit Nilsson's Dies -- She is actually an opera singer and not Flavor Flav's old flame.
3. David Hasselhoff Files for divorce...
4. Chad Lowe and Hillary Swank file for divorce...
5. Lohan -- Appalled by Vanity Fair article... In case you haven't realized it yet Lindsay... but ummm... you are a celebrity.. people might make shit up about you.
Top Five Things We Missed Due to Being on a Beach or in an Airport
1. Bettis fumble on the one
2. Vanderjagt missing a field goal
3. Stephen Alexander dropping all noteriety when finally shown nationwide by fumbling on one of his first real carries.
4. Venus was booted in the first round of the Australian Open -- Sucker.
5. Michelle Kwan stealing someone's spot to be on the Olympic team. Frigging sucks for that chick and is complete B.S.
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