Top Five Tuesday

Top Five Ideas I Have For Better Flying
1. Feet massagers
2. Partitions so that if you get the chattiest people on the planet like I got on my flight down… you can just put the partition up.
3. Name tags. Yeah… we love our anonymity but really… how much fun would it be if you knew everyone's name on a plane… there would be a lot less stress I think. A lot less "looking over your shoulder" of sorts.
4. Have an election of all passengers about ¾ of the way through the flight. The person with the most votes as the most annoying passenger… gets booted…immediately. First class doesn't get you immunity either.
5. Nudity. Doesn't that make everything better though?

Top Five Things I Didn't Expect About Muh Trip To Florida
1. To bump into someone I work with in Florida at the hotel.
2. To see so much rain.
3. To want to return to the icy and frozen tundra of New Jersey.
4. To thoroughly be amazed at how the people I met down here that are from Jersey are so… "Jersey…"
5. The Westin was just not as nice as I thought it would be… people wise. It is not cool when the staff in NYC if far nicer than in Florida.

Top Five Sights That Made Me Giggle
1. There were cabanas by the pool at the hotel I stayed at. On Sunday, one guy seriously had about 20 BRONCOS items waving in the wind. Sucker.
2. I saw this 400 pound woman get stuck in the revolving door. Thankfully, it was for only a few minutes… I would have felt bad about laughing if she hadn't gotten out.
3. I went to the Hard Rock Casino and there were a lot of scantily clad women there. I was sitting next to this fella who was a couple of years older than me. Every time a pretty good looking and dressed inappropriately woman walked by. He would say… "Holyfuckingshit…" all in one word. It was pretty funny… every single time. Guess you had to be there.
4. I had a corner room and the front of the hotel sticks out so you can see the other "corner rooms" in the other tower. Let's just say that I saw a lot of naked man ass. Some of it… comical.
5. I have a mirror… get it?

Top Five Things I Ate in Florida
1. Grilled Crusted Salmon
2. Filet Mignon Tips
3. Sushi & Pad Thai Combination Lunch
4. Pizza topped with pepperoni, sausage, and sliced tomatoes.
5. Blueberry yogurt… I really need to buy that more often…I love it so much.
Honorable Mention - 14 oz New York Strip Steak

Top Five Names For Our Next Dog
1. Oscar
2. Winnie
3. Shmoopy
4. Spazinator
5. Chuckie…that one's fer Tangent Woman