NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN

One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take their boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and takes out her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't it obvious?!")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I! Haven't touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I k now, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said...and quickly left.

MORAL OF STORY:
NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS.
IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK.