We start off with an hour long special episode where the judges go through their favorite ten dances of the first 6 seasons or 100 episodes. The judges introduced each dance and it was awkward and weird since they are far more interesting when they speak off the cuff.
10. Kelly Monaco and Alex doing their Mambo from Season 1
9. Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas' Paso Doble from Season 5
8. Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke's Cha Cha Cha from Season 3
7. Apollo Anton Ohno and Julianne Hough's Quickstep from Season 4
6. Joey Fatone and Kym Johnson's Jive from Season 4
5. Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough's Quickstep from Season 5
4. Drew Lachey and Cheryl Burke's Freestyle from Season 2
3. Stacy Keibler and Tony Dovolani's Samba from Season 2
2. Mel B and Maks Chmirkovsky's Paso Doble from Season 5
1. Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff's Tango from Season 3
and with that depressing final dance -- I abhor Mario... let's get to celebrating!
Time to kick off the show with a bunch of professionals and stuff... it looks like Ashley is back... that makes TW very happy.
Samantha's hair is HIGH as Doug Benson.
Samantha mumbles through interviews with Wendy Jo, Jason, Mario, Kristi (I am just going to dance as well as I can and see what happens... get boringer please), and Cristian.
The first special guest are Rascal Flatts and Julianne Hough is dancing with Apollo and god dammit.. .I have to fast forward just because I hate country music.
Time for Tom to improvise with stars that were on the show before... Lisa Rinna is still fake and Vivica Fox and others announce that they have gotten work because of their appearances...
ARE THEY STARS?!?!?!?!?!
Mario Lopez is dancing with the cast of A Chorus Line right now... I love A Chorus Line... it is one of my favorite shows.
We are now 35 minutes into the show and no one has been saved and no one has been booted and Rascal Flatts is goign to sing another song they covered.
Samantha is now interviewing Kelly Monaco, Apollo, and Drew... They all pick someone like them... sooo... woman (Kristi), athlete (Jason), and actor/Cheryl Burke partner (Cristian)...
The boring video montage of the week is what the current dancers can learn from past dancers and champions... I hate these video packages.
It only took 50 minutes... to get to the first saved couple and TW and I want to kill our families because ...
Wendy Joe Sperber and Tony Dovolani are saved.
The second couple saved is Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas.
Kristi and Wendy Jo are interviewed and I FUCKING HATE MARISSA JARET WINOUKER.
Fuck America... Fuck them all.
The third couple saved is...Cristian de la Fuente and Cherly Burke
It's down to the final two.... and the red lights come on to illuminate the possible losers....Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwnski OR Mario and Karina Smirnoff
The latest couple booted... is... (not wendy joe... screw you America...) Mario and Karina.
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