Friday, May 02, 2008

Survivor Micronesia Fans vs. Favorites -- Week 12



Sooo... the recap shows me that women rule and boys drool... and medical is examining James' finger. It is exteremely discusting and I hope he's alright...

Amanda -- the doctor -- is the storyteller about James' finger... God... I have absolutely no desire to ever see her dopey face again.... but somehow... she whines herself into the finals... and probably will again.

Alexis is the newest walking wounded as she fell down and bruised her knee and super Cirie talks smack about how it is good for her because she has two less people to worry about.

The challenge is awesome because the contestants answer questions about each other privately and then they try to make guesses about who everyone choose. THere is always one person who ends up crying in this episode and it will probably be more than one because they are all meeting their family members!!!

Cue Tangentwoman crying...

The winning group is going to Jellyfish Lake... didn't we see this before?

Who does the most for the tribe? (James is the answer.) Soooo... everyone chops someone's a piece of rope, but James.

Who never shuts up? (Parvati -- Five out of seven got it right.)

Who mistakenly thinks they are in control of this game? (Parvarti is the answer...) Big shot to her solar plexus and she doesn't cry... intersting...) Parvati is eliminated... in an awesome fashion.

Who is the most honest? (ALexis is the answer...) Cirie is the only one right... and she eliminates Erik.

Who are you least likely to invite a family dinner... (James is right) James is knocked out... so is Cirie... and Natalie's booted... Amanda is eliminated and Alexis wins reward... with her brother Nathan... She takes Cirie and Natalie with their loved ones to go with them. She chooses Amanda to go to Exile Island.

Medical looks at his finder again... his being James... she squeezes puss out of it and Jeff is now getting involved... MEdical removes James from the game... I would like to think that he would have made it farther, but I highly doubt it... THank goodness this season started with 20 people because so many people are quitting and breaking down...

whoa... they get to swim with stingless jellyfish... and pretty damn cool... then we get to see Amanda go back and forther looking for the damn idol of immunity... but remember kids... when you find the idol... you lose.. right Ozzy and Jason? Exactly...

Sooo... Day 32... Alexis, Parvati, and Natalie are talking about who to boot if Erik wins immunity and they seem to agree yet... NOT agree to boot Amanda...

The immunity challenge is up next and Erik relinquishes his idol... They shoot a high powered rifle to break their hanging sake bottles... No eliminating... Just about breaking your own shit...

The winner is... Erik -- Damn... I hate predicting him... the big lug.

So now we have 5 women who all have to eat each other alive... because they all can't vote for Erik. Amanda dumps her bag and shows that she doesn't have the curse idol. She lies to them about not having the idol...yet...

The planning and scheming leads us to believe that it will be Amanda or Alexis going home... and Cirie refuses to vote for a tie because she doesn't want to draw a rock and... DRAMA ensues... drama drama drama... We last see Amanda digging for the immunity idol right before we make it to Tribal Council... we don't know if Amanda finds the idol before heading to Council...

Amanda is asked about whether or not she found it by Probst and she kind of lies about not finding it... we think since she is pretty upset... Everyone is making excuses as to why they are voting to boot Amanda... some sound real... and some sound hollow... It's time to vote.

Jeff reminds them that this is the time to play the hidden immunity idol... and Amanda.... HAS IT!!! and reminds them that she didn't lie about it. The curse is over...

Here come the votes and here they come...

Amanda --- no count
Amanda -- no count
Amanda - no count
Amanda - no count
Alexis
Alexis

I can't believe with how much I couldn't stand Amanda last season and the beginning of this season... that I am proud of her for this. It's the first real Survivor moment i have seen from her in 20+ episodes...

Prediction for next week -- Erik finally bites it... PLEASE?!?!?!?! (Fourth time voting for it...)

Tucker's Nuts
1. Natalie Bolton (1)
3. Amanda Kimmel (5)
4. Cirie Fields (8)
6. Parvati Shallow (12)
2. Alexis Jones (4) -- Boted Week 12
7. James Clement (13) -- Removed from Game by Medevac Week 12
5. Ozzy Lusth (9) -- Booted Week Ten
8. Eliza Orlins (16) -- Booted Week Nine
10. Tracy Hughes-Wolf (20) -- Booted Week Seven
9. Kathy Sleckman (17) -- Out Week Seven -- Quitting Poop Face

ASSSHHHHFAULT
7. Erik Reichenbach (14)
8. Jason Siska (15) -- BOOTED WEEK ELEVEN!!!!!
1. Ami Cusack (2) -- BOOTED WEEK EIGHT!!!!!
4. Chet Welch (7) -- BOOTED WEEK SIX!!!!!
6. Jonathan Penner (11) -- Injured Week Six :(
3. Joel Anderson(6) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!
2. Michael Bortone (3) -- BOOTED WEEK FOUR!!!
5. Yao-Man Chan (10) -- BOOTED WEEK THREE!!!
9. Mary Sartain (18) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!
10. Jonny Fairplay (19) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!

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