Dancing With the Stars Results Show Week Four

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TOnight... they bring back the "bottom two." In the past two weeks, they weren't told where they stood with the audience... they narrowed them down to two couples, but that didn't mean they were in the bottom two...

They go right into a singer? Sheryl Crow... WOW!!!! Why even do some dancing... just start with super Sheryl Crow...

So... from the balcony... Tom and Samantha smile and act natural as we review what happened last night....

Time to have the judges tell us who they want to see again... they all disagreed... so they picked Adam and Julianne to go because they are entertaining... oh... and Adam was riding a unicycle... fascinating... since they were the lowest score...

Samantha... in her awesome... I am a host yet can't speak voice... talks to Marissa and Shannon... and sounds like a f&cking idiot...

They are going to tell us the first two couples who are safe... at the 18 minute mark.

First couple saved? Jason Taylon and Edyta Sliwinski
Second couple saved? Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas

Thanks geniuses... like we didn't know they were safe..

Dancing kids... *sigh* I can't tell you how incredibly bored I am... and how incredibly inappropriate I think it is that they are dancing the Paso Doble with each other... since that is a dance of sexiness and passion and lust... ummm... ewww...

Sheryl Crow sings again... and then we get a piece about how the professional dancers have to work hard... dancing... whatever...

Third couple to be saved... Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez...

More inane Samantha interviews... GOD SAMANTHA... I LOVE YOU... STOP!!!!

Fourth couple saved... Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke
Fifth couple saved... Mario and Karina Smirnof

Sixth couple saved... Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough ...
Seventh couple saved... Marissa Jaret WInouker and Tony Dovolani...

Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough AND Priscilla Pressley and Louis Van AMstel are in the bottom two...

Let's see who bites it....

Adam and Julianne bite it.... Bye bye kiddies...