So let's review... Jason is a dope and had a fake immunity idol for many weeks' worth of episodes... the dopiness continues... as the Merge continues....
We are now... right after the Tribal Council... and they are all talking about it... I am bored by that talk...
Ooooh... pretty credits... they sparkle AND shine...
We get right to a challenge... It involves placing a bunch of symbols on a wall and they pick their teams in a school yard pick em... I love these... Cirie is teamless and she is sent to Exile Island already... sucker...
There is a lot going on with this challenge and I am both impressed and annoyed at what I am trying to watch here... Jason screws up right away and because I can't get a good look at the patterns on the board... I remain frustrated... but the orange team wins reward... three dudes and Amanda are heading out on a reward... so many jokes... so little time.
They are going to "Yap" to get a little culture and a little food. They ... includes... Amanda... Jason... Erik... and Ozzy... I have decided that these are my least favorite four of the 8 remaining... and now I have to watch them enjoy themselves and it gives me a frigging headache...
So the natives are feeding them and treatng them well... and all the women were topless... Erik... can't handle it... he sees lots of boobs now.... and he giggles his way through it... There was a tribal dance and again... contestants are incapable of explaining why an experience was powerful, but they are on TV so they have to say that.
That night... Erik is puking his brains out... why? he.. "partied a little too hard Micronesian style." They really want me to like this kid... and I ahve the following words for you Mr. Editors... "No... no I won't."
Cut to Cirie all by herself at Exile Island on one of the worst weather nights of the season... I actually felt bad for her.
We wake up on Day 26 and James is making noise... which Parvati chastizes... James gets pissed off at her.... uh oh... the talk is now about Parvati... oh wait... it's pretty much just Amanda talking about Parvati... as she remains jealous...
"Once again... immunity is back up for grabs." Easy challenge... they stand on a post... and their hand is tied to a bucket... if they get tired and the arm drops... the water will fall on their heads and... LOOOOOSER.... Evil Jeff offers candy and Cirie and Erik take him up on the offer and drop out... Out comes EVIL JEFF again and Alexis gets excited before he announces what it is and falls... Alexis and James screw up and they are out too. (Ozzy, Jason, Amanda, and Parvati are still in)
SUPER EVIL JEFF offers three chocolate donuts and Ozzy takes them.... cocky f&cker. It starts to POUR and five hours eventually comes... Amanda quits because she has to pee. Parvati and Jason.. the two girliest competitors are left... 6 hours is elapsed. Jeff comes out with an obscene amount of food and if one of them steps down, everyone will eat well. He is getting guarantees that he won't be voted out... Everyone guarantees that they won't vote them out. The camera shows a bunch of them crossing their fingers...
Jason steps down so Parvati wins... and I get a sick feeling that all of these people are going to lie like shit and Jason is going home.
Jason makes a lot of stupid comments and everyone talks about how he was outwitted... and it seems like everyone is ready to vote him off regardless.
Regardless... Cirie is trying to lead a rebellion against Ozzy and it's fun to watch... as Parvati has gotten herself into a quandry... and is making herself a swing vote.
Hey look! That's Natalie... she CAN talk... I told you TW!
James and Ozzy are feeling funny and Ozzy will probably bring the idol to Tribal Council. *Yawn* I hate Ozzy...
Tribal Council is here and James makes some sort of donut analogy and this is when the light goes on that he is going home tonight.
Time to tally the votes... but Jeff asks if anyone wants to play the hidden immunity idol and Ozzy doesn't...
Jason
Jason
Ozzy
Jason
Jason
Ozzy
Ozzy
(Shot of YAPPY with her mouth wide open from the bench...)
Ozzy
Ozzy
BLINDSIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prediction for next week -- Erik finally bites it... PLEASE?!?!?!?! (Third time voting for it...)
Tucker's Nuts
1. Natalie Bolton (1)
2. Alexis Jones (4)
3. Amanda Kimmel (5)
4. Cirie Fields (8)
6. Parvati Shallow (12)
7. James Clement (13)
5. Ozzy Lusth (9) -- Booted Week Ten
8. Eliza Orlins (16) -- Booted Week Nine
10. Tracy Hughes-Wolf (20) -- Booted Week Seven
9. Kathy Sleckman (17) -- Out Week Seven -- Quitting Poop Face
ASSSHHHHFAULT
7. Erik Reichenbach (14)
8. Jason Siska (15) --
1. Ami Cusack (2) -- BOOTED WEEK EIGHT!!!!!
4. Chet Welch (7) -- BOOTED WEEK SIX!!!!!
6. Jonathan Penner (11) -- Injured Week Six :(
3. Joel Anderson(6) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!
2. Michael Bortone (3) -- BOOTED WEEK FOUR!!!
5. Yao-Man Chan (10) -- BOOTED WEEK THREE!!!
9. Mary Sartain (18) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!
10. Jonny Fairplay (19) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!
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