Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dancing With the Stars Week 7



And soooo we begin this episode at 10:00 at night because we were out at a family affair...

We have eliminated half the contestants and we have only 3 to 4 episodes left...

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Samantha is wearing a dress that is not normal for her... yet I think it works.

Everyone is doing two dances this week... We kick off the BALLROOM ROUND...

Marissa Janet Winouker and Tony Dovolani are up first and Marissa can't believe that she is still in the show... neither can I ... She has to do the Rumba where she has to do some sexy stuff... This ought to be good, but I am sure that the judges will like her... Tangent Woman thinks she is getting better... The judges adored her... I just don't get it...

It has taken me seven weeks, but I have finally figured out who Marissa Jaret Winouker reminds me of... Wendy Joe Sperber... you remember her... she was the fat annoying friend that loved Henry on Bosom Buddies...

Marissa's scores ARE good... let's see what she gets... 9, 9, 9 -- 27...

Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke are up second. The Viennese Waltz and the Samba are in store for Cristian..... Each week... he actually cracks me up more... and I can't help buy like him more... He uses his daughter for a sympathy vote and it worked with me... cute little kid. The dance was awesome... that was an awesome spin with one hand and he so gracefully grabbed the second hand! The judges are hard on him... I don't like that at all. 8, 8, 9 -- 25... so harsh...

Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas are up next... Just a reminder... she got a perfect score last week... so they feel the pressure of the perfection as they prepare the Viennese Waltz and the Cha Cha.... Hey... here's an idea... do some figure skating in the intro... Voila! I am amazing... Here comes the dance... Ok ok ok... I get it... she is the best dancer by far... and in terms of dancing... she should win... The judges didn't like the props (umbrella) and thought it was a bit off... yet... they get 9, 8, 9 -- 26

Mario and Karina Smirnoff dance fourth as the show continues to push the time limits... getting in 12 dances in 1 hour and 38 minutes... Mario talks about how hard it is... as he prepares for the Foxtrot. Mario can dance because that's what he does for a living... why can't he practice full time? He has to learn new dance moves for his new music video... I mean... hello people... it's his career... They dance is good. The judges aren't big fans... 8, 8, 8 -- 24

Tomorrow is Def Leppard and Dance Center!!!!!!!

Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough are up... Don't forget that they had a mental breakdown on the show last week. They are doing the Tango and the music that they have to dance too is horrible...... I bet the judges will hate it and kill her for it. Bruno loved it... Carrie Ann loved it... Len adored it... 9, 9, 9 -- 27 HEr best score yet.

Their 100th episode is next week. Wow...

Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinksa are up next. They are doing the Paso Doble and the Quick Step.... He goes with the Quick Step first... Edyta's dress is classy and revealing... How she pulls that off is amazing. Great dance... and the judges adored it. Their scores you ask? 10, 9, 10 -- 29...

Now... it's time for the LATIN ROUND...

Wendie Joe Sperber and Tony are up... dancing the Rumba... so she has to be sexy again... I can't stand her so much... that I cannot be objective on this... Their scores...9, 8, 8 (25) + the 27 is a total score of... 52.

Cristian and Cheryl are back with their Samba... Cristian is just pretty and he wears his sleeveless shirt with great hip action... or so Tangent Woman tells me... Wow... it was going well... and then the dance came to an end... and it was awkward because he seriously hurt his arm. They went to commercial to get him checked out... Just a severe muscle cramp... He is visibly upset... They get graded... His scores 7, 7, 7 (21) + 25 - totals a 46. This is just so unfortunate and he looks really sad... I feel really bad for him because I like him a bunch.

Kristi and Mark are up. They are doing the Cha Cha. It's a good dance and a lot different in terms of energy than the last one... Len hated it... and Bruno loved it... Carrie Ann adored it too with three "snaps up" -- oh brother... Their scores 10, 8, 10 (28) + 26 for a total of 54.

Mario and Karina finish up with the Mambo. I got distraced by Scrabble and missed the dance and the ability to comment.. The judges really liked it... 9, 9, 9 (27) + the 24 from before puts him at 51 for a total.

Shannon and Derek are also dancing the Mambo... and Shannon has tremendously huge hair... She might actually be enjoying herself for this dance... The song lends it self to lots of hard turns and expressions... and the judges aren't thrilled or hate it either... at least they don't ridicule her like in past episodes and then give her decent scores... 8, 8, 8 -- 24 + 27 is a 51 out of 60.

Jason and Edyta finish up the show with a Paso Doble. Their song is the MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THEME SONG!!!! Finally... a song... I can love... He's wearing his totally gay and dopey Miami Dolphins colors... but he is a matador... I am not sure about it... it seems a bit stiff to me... He had a lift though... 9, 8, 9 (26) + 29 from before totals 55.

Feel better Cristian!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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