Kittens

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give
away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them.

Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a
motorcycle in front.

The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.

'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.

'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not
even open yet.'

'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.

'Republicans' says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. McCain called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the
media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box
of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of
black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS
and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. McCain got out of his
limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all
these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away
today.'

'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'The are all DEMOCRAT kittens.'

Taken by surprise, Sen. McCain said, 'But yesterday, you told me that
they were REPUBLICANS.'

Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.'