Cereal Killer

(Today's Blog is dedicated to those guys that used to ride in a car with me in High School.)

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I heard a really funny joke this weekend!

Here goes.

There was this family who was on a vacation and they stopped a fancy and large hotel one night. They enjoyed the room and loved many of its features like the remote controlled television, the free internet hook up and the complimentary wet bar.

It was the life, but the room lacked in breakfast items.

The youngest son left the room and went on a trip to the front desk. He went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until he finally reached the front desk.

It was quite a trip but he was happy to be there. He asked the guy behind the counter what types of cereal he had for breakfast.

The guy behind the counter replied, "We have Cocoa Puffs and Corn Pops."

The kid said -- I will take some Corn Pops.

The took his Corn Pops and made the long trip back to the room. He went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until he finally reached the room.

It was his sister's turn now. She left the room and went on a trip to the front desk. She went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until he finally reached the front desk.

It was quite a trip but she was happy to be there. She asked the guy behind the counter what types of cereal he had for breakfast.

The guy behind the counter replied, "We have Cocoa Puffs and Corn Pops."

The girl said -- I will take some Corn Pops.

The took her Corn Pops and made the long trip back to the room. She went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until she finally reached the room.

The oldest brother started to get hungry so he left the room and went on a trip to the front desk. He went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until he finally reached the front desk.

It was quite a trip but he was happy to be there. He asked the guy behind the counter what types of cereal he had for breakfast.

The guy behind the counter replied, "We have Cocoa Puffs and Corn Pops."

The kid said -- I will take some Cocoa Puffs.

The kid took his Cocoa Puffs and made the long trip back to the room. He went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until he finally reached the room.

The mother came out of the shower and saw her children eating cereal and decided to go get some breakfast herself. She left the room and went on a trip to the front desk. She went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until she finally reached the front desk.

It was quite a trip but she was also VERY happy to be there. She asked the guy behind the counter what types of cereal he had for breakfast.

The guy behind the counter replied, "We have Cocoa Puffs and Corn Pops."

Mom said -- I will take some Corn Pops.

She took her Corn Pops and made the long trip back to the room. She went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until she finally reached the room.

Now... Daddy was getting annoyed about how long all of this was taking so he left the room and went on a trip to the front desk. He went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until he finally reached the front desk.

It was quite a trip but he was happy to be there. He asked the guy behind the counter what types of cereal he had for breakfast.

The guy behind the counter replied, "We have Cocoa Puffs and Corn Pops."

The kid said -- I will take some Corn Pops.

The took his Corn Pops and made the long trip back to the room. He went down the first hall, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right, then made a left, then made a right until he finally reached the room.

So what is the moral to this whole story/joke?

Four out of five people prefer Corn Pops to Cocoa Puffs.

Have a nice day.