Top Five TUESDAY Makes Its Wordy Return

Top Five Olympic Moments So Far (In no particular order)

1. Paul Hamm hitting that final score in the final event of the Men's All Around.
2. U.S. Men's Basketball team losing... again. How great is that?
3. SOFTBALL WINS THE GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Michael Phelps not being on television anymore.
5. That American rifle shooter who shot at the wrong target when all he had to do was HIT his own target to win the gold. Simply nuts.

Top Five Reasons Why Alien vs. Predator Was a Good Movie
1. Hot Chick albeit never gets naked -- stupid PG 13 movies
2. ALIEN VS PREDATOR!!!!!!!!!!
3. Huggale Predators
4. The ending
5. Very Little Plot = Lots of action and killing!

Top Five Pets I Have Had (or are muh parent's pets)

1. Bud
2. Gerbil #1 -- He died when I wrote with magic marker on his head.
3. Gerbil #2 -- See above.
4. Maverick -- Even though he bit me.
5. Cocoa -- She is just playing... I swear.

Top Five Pictures I Found Recently While Scanning that I Don't Want Muh Honey To See
1. Anything with Ex-Girlfriends -- no need to bring that crap out.
2. Who's Bachelor Party was that?
3. There was this fish... and you can only see half of it.
4. I was the mannequin for a make up class in my theater class.
5. (This has been removed by Chuck Barris -- Too compromising.) -- Let's see who gets that joke. Go ahead... post what you think it means.

Top Five Revisionist Titles for Farenheit 9/11 (By the firm Powell, Cheney, Rice & Dunn)
1. Piece of Crap
2. The Truth Hurts
3. WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!
4. Kerry Is Worthless
5. America Rocks! We Do What We Want Whenever We Want Fuck Everyone Else! (Or... WWWWWWWWW)

Top Five Things I Just Don't Understand
1. Country Music -- I ran over my cat...WHAT? My mother kissed muh daddy and ran away with.... WHAT?!?! This type of music is useless and we are making tons of money from idiots... WHAT?!?!?!
2. Piercings in parts that are often frowned up to even discuss in public let alone PIERCING THEM!
3. Tequilla
4. Vegans
5. The Onion -- Same joke for 5 years. I just don't get it.