On the day before Thanksgiving... I wanted to share with all of you something that I am very thankful for. I am thankful that the Amazing Kreskin meets the following criteria.
1. He is from NEW JERSEY.
2. He is concerned about corrupt government.
3. He is the "world's most foremost mentalist."
4. He is a absolute psychotic.
5. He is what I like to refer to as a "press whore."
With those qualifications... the below story is possible. Bless you Kreskin... bless you...
CNN has been gracious enough to report this news. Thankfully... they reported it on muh birfday. Silly news organizations... couldn't they have done something... I don't know... important...
ESPecially yours,
Smelmooo
Kreskin pitches in
TRENTON, New Jersey (AP) -- Who'd a-thunk it?
The Amazing Kreskin, who bills himself as "the world's foremost mentalist," wants to help his home state of New Jersey stem the tide of shady practices in government, a problem U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie has called widespread.
Kreskin sent a letter to acting Gov. Richard J. Codey offering his nonpartisan services to help ferret out those who come to government with ulterior motives.
Kreskin, who lives in northern New Jersey, said he would monitor government meetings with a mind's eye toward keeping things above board.
"If a person is coming in with a strong hidden agenda, they're thinking about it. They're focusing on it," he said Wednesday in a phone interview. "I could get a ... strong sense (of that)."
Kreskin said he sent his letter to Codey's office Monday, signing it, "ESPecially, Kreskin." A spokeswoman for Codey, Kelley Heck, wasn't sure the letter had been received.
Codey, who has a penchant for one-liners, was shown a statement Kreskin provided to news reporters. The acting governor was "interested in hearing whether The Amazing Kreskin can read Chris Christie's mind," Heck said.
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