Top Five New Bands That I Am Behind on Discovering AND Really Digging
1. Modest Mouse
2. stellastarr*
3. The Killers
4. Yellowcard
5. Franz Ferdinand
Top Five Bands/Singers That I Was Once AHEAD of the Curve Knowing
1. Radiohead
2. Belly
3. Barenaked Ladies
4. Los Lonely Boys
5. Jack Johnson
Top Five Things We Are Going To Put In Our New Safe
1. OUR WILLS!!! WOO HOO!!! DEATH!... (The preceding line was a JOKE!)
2. Our passports.
3. A fine selection of cheeses
4. A cocktail napkin from Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
5. Muh honey's bachelorette party "souvenier"
Top Five Rejected Ideas for Birfday Bash Activities
1. Skeet Shooting
2. Laser Tag
3. Bocci Ball
4. Streaking
5. Skinny Dipping
Top Five Reasons Why The Earth is Round
1. So the Smelmoo doesn't roll off...
2. To keep the oceans full. Water would just pour out! Right?
3. To ensure that we maintain the Circle of Life -- Elton John can't be wrong... he just can't!!
4. Because it has an axis. Imagine the Earth rotating and flopping about like a world in Missile Command.
5. To help Superman turn back time in the first Superman movie. (Makes Hollywood stronger... it really does...)
Top Five Reasons That Swiss Cheese Has Holes
1. Can the Swiss do anything normally? Damn banks and Swatches...
2. The taste is so strong -- the holes are there to detract from the taste...
3. Bugs need someplace to vacation.
4. To make it that much closer to god... get it? HOLY!! I crack me up.
5. Because it is not good...
Top Five Reasons Why Computers Hate Me
1. I play too many fantasy football games...
2. I like to have 6 or 7 programs open at once... why can't I just focus?
3. I try to blog...
4. I run a death pool with muh buddy Biggie...
5. I speak disparrangely about gigabytes...
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The Shins and the Frames are also awesome. I am undeclared on Muse though they are very interesting. Do I get an honorable mention for introducing you to Jack Johnson?
-Shari
Sure.... but you didn't introduce me to Jack Johnson. That honor goes to Jamie P. You tried to shove Gavin Crap DeGraw down muh gullet.
Untrue! I tried to shove Damien Rice, not Gavin DeGraw. You saw him at BNL and asked if I knew who he was. Only later I decided I enjoyed his album. No shoving involved though I may have told you I liked his music.
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