I love staying home on the weekday. I love doing things around the house or not doing things around the house. I have the ability to do whatever it is that I want to.
However... each time that I stay home alone on a day like this.. I get more and more and more girlie.
Most of you are probably thinking... but Smelmooo... you are already girlie enough... how can you get more girlie?
Very simple.
I turned on E! so that I could watch the 101 Most Starlicious Celebrity Make Overs -- on purpose. I become the little gossipy 14 year old girl that I am on the inside. I love hearing about how Farrah Fawcett was the 39th most starlicious Celebrity Make Over as we learn about how she "was a really great actress" and "she still looks spectacular even at age 50."
I also get to see ads for things that just aren't on during the NFL games on Sundays. Did you know that there is a brand new kind of icing being sold out there? That's right! YOU CAN POUR IT ON! It is the first kind of its time! INCREDIBLE!!!!
Can anyone say legitimate porn? I can! SOAP OPERAS! I love to watch Victor Kiriakis or Jenifer Horton or Hope Brady! Rock on DOOL.
ALright... I need to get a life and do something masculine... maybe I will iron.
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I totally thought Victor was dead...I guess I don't stay home enough during the week. You iron your heart out, honey (you can do so while watching A Wedding Story on TLC!).
-- your proud wife
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