Three Word Movie Reviews

The Art of Failure: Chuck Connelly Not For Sale -- Whiny Bastard Biopic

Botched (uncut) -- Surprisingly Entertaining... Silly

Casino Royale -- Craig Rules... Awesome

Charlie Bartlett -- Quirky Yet Decent

Chaos Theory -- Not Entirely Horrible

Chop Shop -- Powerful Brutal Film

Definitely, Maybe -- Predictably Obvious, Definitely

Drillbit Taylor -- Crap... I Laughed.

Exorcist -- Still Scares Me

Exorcist 2: The Heretic -- Pretty Stupid Sequel

Flawless -- Far From Flawless

Fletch Lives -- This Ruins Fletch

4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days -- Searing Communism Portrayal

Ganja Queen -- She Did It

The Hammer -- Thoroughly Enjoyed. Wow

Hard Times at Douglass High -- Real...THE WIRE

Honeydripper -- Good, Quality, Deep

In Bruges -- Seriously Good Movie

Jekyll -- Oh This's Good

Joe Strummer: The Future is Unwritten -- Whiny Jerk. Boring.

Just Add Water -- Surprised Me. Charming.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith -- Icky. Stylistic Poo.

My Blueberry Nights -- It Never Ended...

The Onion Movie -- Couldn't Be Worse

The Other Boleyn Girl -- Good Version... Interesting

The Ruins -- Oof. Bad Horror.

The Spiderwick Chronicles -- Lame Kid's Drivel

Super High Me -- Still Smiling, Entertaining.

10,000 B.C. -- Not The Best

Terminator -- Stands Time Test

Terminator 2 -- Best of Bunch

Vantage Point -- Really Good. Fun.