Me: (Standing at the urinal relieving myself at a nice banquet hallish type place in Red Bank, NJ)
OM (Other man about 48ish): Good evening.
Me: Good evening
OM: Wow... this is a very nice bathroom.
Me: (Pausing a second to think about whether I want to engage him since I am at a work event and I am not quite sure who will be attending.) Yes it is.
OM: I don't go into bathrooms this nice normally.
Me: (Smiling...zipping and moving to the sink) I know, but I have been to NASCAR races where they have troughs to pee in instead of urinals...so I am just happy to have a urinal. Makes me uncomfortable to pee that way.
OM: Wow... that'll make you nervous especially if you don't like gays.
Me: Riiiight. Gotta be honest with you. I am nervous enough talking to a strange man like this.
OM: That's funny... (he was still peeing when he said that and I walked out to him laughing.)
He never showed up to our event.